36 Lbs. Of Weed Discovered Inside Longboard

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Rant - 36 Lbs. Of Weed Discovered Inside Longboard

U.S. Border Patrol agents reported finding an “abandoned” blue fiberglass surfboard, just north of the U.S./Mexico border Tuesday at Border Field State Park.

Further inspection revealed it had been hollowed out and glued back together after being stuffed with 36 pounds of marijuana, with an estimated street value of $29,360.

From a picture of the sliced open surfboard distributed by the Border Patrol Wednesday, the board doesn’t appear to be an expensive model. More like something from an old Cheech & Chong movie. Spray painted blue. Glued back together.

Agents spotted the board while following “foot traffic along the beach,” the agency reported in a press release. No one was arrested.

So, Cheech Marin was nowhere to be found?

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Purpeana
38 weeks ago

When I lived in SD this would happen all the time. Rangers would find ditched boats, rafts, anything that would float that could haul in drugs, illegals, whatever. There was at least a couple times that runners had to be rescued during some bigger swells (I guess the cartels don't check the surf reports). I used to surf IB quite often and always hoped I would come across a brick. It's all dirt weed though.

unfocused
38 weeks ago

i wonder if it still surfed?

Tenderloin tom
38 weeks ago

No need for wax,just rub it with the sticky sticky

Triplenickel
38 weeks ago

Speaking of dope in surfboards....does anyone know what ever became of the owner of Miramar Surf Shop in half moon bay?

He was a good guy, used to give suits away below cost:)

fullybrah
38 weeks ago

multipurpose board: use it to rip and take rips. sea weed!

Yahguy
38 weeks ago

That board look like it work well on a high tide, hiyo!

surfpunk
38 weeks ago

is jeff hakman nearby? that was his M.O. a few decades ago...

King of Kooks
38 weeks ago

Rails on that board look totally lame. Shaper must have been stoned

Yahguy
38 weeks ago

I just notice I forgot a few words, it was a lame joke anyway.

sharkturd
38 weeks ago

I like the blunt shape. Guess the rider baled.

SIDEWALKSURFER
38 weeks ago

Haha good puns, but I think we're missing the point here: Somebody was stupid enough to smuggle 36 pounds of schwag across the border? My throat hurts just looking at that.

Dorcas
38 weeks ago

Bet that badboy could rip a bowl.

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