Alana flew over from her home in Kauai for the premier of the new movie "Soul Surfer" with surviving shark attack victim Bethany Hamilton. Alana is the stunt double for Bethany in the movie and also her best friend. She spent the day at Bo's studio and they went out and shot around town.
cool surfing shots.
I'm sorry that we have used your beauty for soulless commercial abuse, and I personally apologize and welcome your wisdom Alana.
As a man, I officially apologize.
Hey, maybe she can do partial differential equations, have you even ASKED HER?
Also, apologize.
You will watch that video in its entirety right now sir, and apologize.
I'd rather have sex with a honey badger than Alana Blanchard, or watch that video:
She's not being waterboarded against her will in that first photo. It's her own choice to portray herself as a saucy hooker. No need to apologize for commerical abuse.
Dude, she's clearly chained! They tortured her by making her watch flashdance and putting her in those butt chains!
Kenny, she'd find YOU a lot more attractive if you knew when to use the subjunctive.
Listen, thousands of women around the world are dedicated to a career of modeling. I don't see SRers hating on the Reef girls when they get posted. Alana happens to also be a world-class surfer. Good for her. Who cares? Let her do her thing. She's not bothering anybody.
If Alana Blanchard even knew what the subjunctive was, I'd fall over dead from shock. But since Alana Blanchard is, quite literally, dumber than a sack of rocks, I have little worry that will happen. Clear enough, Professor Chezwhitey?
fatnewt, the more apologists we have, the better.
Release your inner honey badgers, and be free from its tyrannical andro-snake-eating-rage.
Come to the apologetic side where we care, understand, listen, and nurture.
