Bikini Surf Lesson - Surviving a Shark Attack [video]

yeh, love the messenger. Not so sure, though, about that being terrible advice...isn't that exactly what all the "experts" say to do?

yes, well, that one statement might be a tad over the top...who can say with any authority, really, what a shark can or cannot smell...much less smell emotions (and I have my doubts about dogs, too). But the rest of it, "stay calm" (yeh, right), "fight back", and "retreat with haste" (duh) has been a repeated m.o. for years....I mean, what else is there to do...what would Sharky Do? Would Sharky go?

I think she may have said something in there.

Just saw this, Nice shark hips ahhhh tips , Wait, what did she say?