caption the moment

After a month with no reported date rapes, Meg Whitman heads to the surf shack to buy her son his reward.

"You are so right - politics sucks! Fuck this BS, I'm rich... Dawn patrol, mid-morning, sloppy seconds, double dipping, afternoon sessions - time to switch gears & hit the surf!"

"Oh hey Jerry! Hold on I'm on the phone Aleks...Oh Merle, hold on too....Jerr, I got this present for you to congratulate you for your win. Also, the other present isn't something you can buy. Well you kind of can buy it but....anyway... You alluded to it on the telephone conversation that was recorded. It turns out you were right. I want you to take your bad boy and put it in my garage. See you tonight. Aleks, my assistant will take care of this"

"take a memo: we're switching tactics. the stokereport mascot race is still WIDE open... a TURTLE - hah!"

I'm taking Meg's comments seriously.
Dude, you ever see an alpaca / vicuna in such a butterfly dreamscape?
I think not. Yeah I posted this before, but my question stands. There's no contest.
Turtles rule the school. They pop up. They live hella long. They're cool as shit, and they're slow as hell. An alpaca and vicuna and such just take rabbit turds everwhere and spit.
Yeah, I'm throwin down.

"God*mm it! I told you to stop leaking the spot locations to the press! The f*cking locals aren't going to vote for me if you keep doing that. Yes, I remembered to wear my lip gloss. I don't care if it's double overhead! STOP LEAKING THE LOCATIONS!"

Camel Toe? I'll show you Camel Toe!

"Hi Bobby? yeah it's Meg, well I heard if buy one of these surf thingies I'll actually get my soul back,maybe I should buy ten just to make sure, ya know its been so long it will probably be itchy, hey while I have you on the phone do you know any good housekeepers?"

"Does this fun shape make me look fat?"

"I'm so gonna snake you, drop in on you and call you a kook. I'm Meg friggin Whitman. That's huge."

holy bleep. @Crapper++

@crapper, funny as hell, that's a good catch - but you really should introspect on why you were lookin' down there...

I know - It's like a bad toupée or a car crash...I can't look away
I'm lucky I wasn't turned to stone.

The choice is clear

@KoK, now I'm confused. I can identify much more with Meg than Jerry. She feels my pain.

camel toe?

A few tries

@kok...love that Jerry Brown soul arch. @chadical....she's a BILLIONAIRE. She does not feel any pain, much less a lowly surfer dude's.

Mr Grumple, that is one sweet front butt.