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I think the girl is saying "You could have tied your shirt like Mary Anne over and then under the top, but this side tie is cuter!"

" I'm just going to throw her because my wave is gone and I am sinking."

"Gotta love these new bikini-clad SUP paddles!"

hey guys, it's what's for dinner.

Not remembering the powerful force of the bite, or the piercing of so many prehistoric, triangular teeth into his flesh, Bob now focused on the glow of the warm, bright blue water. He barely noticed the bikini-clad woman he held high above his head as he trimmed his board to the right... slowly, but surely, riding the wave towards the bright light that beckoned him.

Ah Bob, Bob, BOB!!! You really need to see what I see in the water on your left side. AND LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!

Yeah. That's not the kind of going down I was hoping for.