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shoot the curl or wind up in the sh*thole

Pump it down the line or Bust-a-Mellon!

Trying to get into the tube.

Stacey! NOOOO!!!

Oh great, just when I get the dog's legs into my boots, dude catches a wave and I gotta shoot.

@friscohio: made me laugh.

Nice bottom turn.

Pu-in-sai!

turn left at the chocolate starfish

shit, or get off the rocs

So Pitted...

If you close one eye, you can see yourself in the tube....

ride the barrel and get pitted...so pitted

Looks like he's trying to pull off a frontside backside.

As always, @KoK wins the internets.

I'd like to thank the Academy...and my parents for dropping me on my head as a kid.

Dude, you gotta get your hat out of the frame. And by the way, did anyone ever tell you...