"if you think this is crazy, you should see this place when it gets up to 10 foot"
"there's a little yeti in there that steals bathing suits."
oh god hahahhahaahha *THATS WHAT STEALS THEM!!!!* I NEVER KNEW!!!
"Never mind the wave, can I have your number?"
This is Hawaii, we measure from the back.
How about a very quick one on the back of my quad?
"When the wave breaks here, don't be there or you're gonna get drilled." - Turtle
if you want to get drilled, this is the last place you want to be.
Quick... get on my bike!
We measure wave height like they measure horses, and this wave is ten hands high.
"You feel the warmth coming off that undercarriage? She's in heat."
This is how Moses did it!