Caption please

"Meet the SUPpers"

Kooklander

"Kick back, Take your shoes off"

"Look at me! I'm a fucking idiot!" (is that too harsh?)

Practicing for the Rose Parade.

You never go full retard.

"By the power of Greystoke!"

You loose the right to rip on SUPers when you defend online reporting like it's your pride and joy

you also can't ever say it's "crowded"

SUPper's pole dance.

"hey GMAC, wait up....which end of this goes in the water?

Nothing like the GMAC experience! How long before we get to Starbucks? :) inspired by sharkturd

The instructions said that if I put it this way the wind will . . . Oh wait, this isn't a sailboat.

New moves in freestyle SUP'ing: twirling the paddle.

mrniceguy for president for rrrrrrrrrreals.

"Which way to the Banzai Pipeline?"

"I suggest you and your Kmart Jaclyn Smith Collection outfit... stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander! "

Present arms! .....Razzle dazzle!

Beat it kook! To Mr. Nice Guy. Ben stiller, carry on.

"mrniceguy patrolling the water for kooks at a secret spot in San Francisco, CA"

Mer-Man, *cough* *cough* *cough* MER-MAN!!!

" Alex the Janitor"