No, it's not a movie, nor the latest Mavericks drama. The Westboro Baptist Church (of "God Hates *" fame) has finally noticed our proud rebellion and inveighed in on Steve Schafer's exsanguination-by-shark. I think we can finally agree that there is nowhere left to hide.
Personally, I'm taking up swimming pool SUP. That's still pretty underground.
Source: GodSmack: Shark Attack!
