dead whale on beach = sharks in water

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Rant - dead whale on beach = sharks in water

the oils from the decomposing whale will wash into the water and smell
very interesting to great whites. let's hope that the body is
removed from the beach and not buried there.
i suggest surfing elswhere for a couple of weeks.

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sandcastle
1 year ago

hmm. i see now that this post is somewhat redundant. didn't see the earlier thread on my iphone. according to the sfgate article the plan is to bury the whale at ocean beach. i wonder who the "authorities" are that made this brilliant decision. do you think they'll be the same authorities that pony up for any resultant expenses for potential shark attack victims?

sharkturd
1 year ago

oh puhleez....freddie, stop acting like a republican and fomenting fear throughout the land....unless...ah ha, you're just trying to have the peak to yourself.

piss_shiver
1 year ago

Sounds like SR users are a bunch of surfing lawyers....oh...that's right, there are a few :D heh.

PhysChem
1 year ago

It seems to me they should either leave it right on the surface where it will be scavenged and rot faster, but of course freak many beach goers out, or drag it out to sea where the sharks can eat it in peace. Burying it at a non offensive depth to people with probably make the decomp take a very long time.

Maharichie
1 year ago

Just hope nobody suggests dynamite again.

Kooktastic
1 year ago

@Maharichie: I agree, dynamite didn't work very well.

They should place a small tactical nuclear weapon underneath it - that'll be sure to pulverize the entire carcass.

Bomb those whales into the Stone Age! (paraphrasing Curtis LeMay)

lounar
1 year ago

"Nuke the whales - gotta nuke something."

- Nelson, from the Simpsons

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