DNTN SF, great surfing

Got so pitted coming through the B-Way tunnel this AM. I was like whoa -- that's seriously piping! I'm so going for it. And then it was like whoa i was so deep inside that the cover-up was insane. Then there was like this intense spray of carbon and soot that blew me out the narrowest opening into just a sick asphalt ramp. I thought that was like totally the most bad ass part of it until I was like racing along this endless face dodging all kindsa kooks trying to drop in, burn me, whatever. I was like EFF-U kook! Then the bottom of B-Way totally dropped out. I did this like big ass J-Moriarty jesus on the cross thing when my board went airborne and actually totally pulled it off landing right near the San Some channel. I pulled up tight with a huge cutback spraying this wave-hogging MUNI with pounds of asphalt right before kicking out. Serves that oversized driver in a oversized sled right! Don't know why anyone's in the water today. DNTN is goin OFF!