Don't Drink and Skimboard

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Rant - Don't Drink and Skimboard
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King of Kooks
22 weeks ago

Wow, surfers are assholes. Now that guy gets to spend the rest of his day wet and cold. Unless the boys take him home, dry him off and clean him up. How likely is that?

wavecraver
22 weeks ago

Sad.

die2surf
22 weeks ago

That type of deplorable behavior continues to give decent people who love to surf a bad name. Those guys are pathetic pussies.

tonet
22 weeks ago

Karma will get those guys.

CO Kid
22 weeks ago

Karmic storms are amassing. Poor drunk guy...

PooPatrol
22 weeks ago

This shit is hilarious. I personally think that Karma might be giving that bum a face full of sand for shitting on my cars bumper...

sharky
22 weeks ago

98% sad. 2% hilarious.

Credit where credit is due, he put his heart and soul into it.

kookdogg
22 weeks ago

pretty fucked up letting him do that... although he is clearly a baffoon. his great white comment made me laugh

chrispy
22 weeks ago

Holy shit are the YouTube comments sub-human. For example:

wow i wish i was a hard arse small dicked fuck like you.I hope someday i can feel as great as you do. Its so magical that you can get together with your faggot friends and feel better about yourselves. You must have such a high quality of life, and not be an ugly cum stained douchebag. No doubt you'll grow up to make a fine crack sniffing whore.

or ...

I LIVE IN DP RIGHT NEXT TO YOU FUCKERS AND IF I EVER SEE YOU IN LAGUNA OR AT CREEK WHILE I'M SKIMMING OR SURFING I'M GOING TO KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT WITH MY SKIM. YOU FUCKS DESERVE PAIN. YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD AND IM SICK OF THIS SHIT. GO FUCKING ROT IN HELL. THE LAW HAS NO WAY TO HOLD YOU ACCOUNTABLE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO THIS MAN. IF I CAN'T THEN I HOPE GOD DOES. YOU DESERVE PAIN.
ANY TRUE SURFER OR SKIMMER WOULD NOT DO THIS. YOUR KOOKS. GO FUCKING DIE.

or my particular favorite:

big ups man, respect yeh? IN B4 VIRAALLLL xox

Broseidon
22 weeks ago

They should have at least bought that guy some Four Lokos to warm him up, or at least a 6-pack.

burro
22 weeks ago

Gone!

fullybrah
22 weeks ago

hate speech? i missed it. oh well looks like there are some censors on the interwebs. i took a speech class. i hated it.

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