Forgot Something (pic)

Some guy (aka King of Kooks) is going to post some pic of a scantily clad dude in order to 'make it equal' which makes absolutely no sense and more or less ruins and derails the thread. It's like someone posting something about surfing and then posting up a pic of skateboarding just so that 'all boardsports are equally represented'.

Cue Haselhoff pics in 3....2....

I would pleasure her first with my tongue, then with penile penetration that would make her scream with orgasmic joy.

That's not creepy at all Milton.

what kind of response do u expect? Unless you want us to appreciate the artistic merit of the picture. Maybe replace the car with a meat grinder.

Who is "Latarian Milton?" We know that his rants here are often vitriolic in nature, so let's do what is necessary. - - - -

sorry for the late post... been too busy surfing.

welp, he's out done himself yet again :D Here's to equal opportunity. Of note though....I'm not quite sure that these pics he's posting are even equalizers in the sense he's striving for. They're for gay dudes. How do I know this? I dunno, I just don't think sudsy dudes and the hoff really do it for gals. It's just my intuition. Gay dudes aren't gals. If you want to equalize, let's post some Anais Nin text or some shit, I dunno.

Wave Glider, I dont get the connection but that video is too god damn funny... f'in kids these days.
KOK, like that grandma, I'm ready to open up a can of whoop-ass on you... its just that your joke is old and tired like yourself and we dont like you any more. Go away and take your little gay boy pics with you. mkay, bye.

Thanks for ruining everything. Again.

I don't know which is more disturbing, the guy rubbing suds on his junk or the guy in the background, HAHA!

Something else that is rather disturbing, the phrase "penile penetration".

He needs to consult the Stoke Report penile code.

Piss, I don't want to speak for KoK, but I think his contributions to the porn threads provide the same level of anti-stoke to the porn junkies that the nearly naked chicks provide to those of us who don't want porn threads in their surf.

Folks who think it's an old tired joke certainly don't get why it's so damn funny. Post away, KoK, post away. :D

wtf

This is porn?

no it's not porn but that makes it no less juvenile..
I'm with Tracey & KoK on this and the more you protest the more you make the point..

Geewhiz, I'd almost rather go back to debating secret spots and localism.

The above photo may not be porn.....but for f'ing sure it is not surfing. May as well post a photo of a squirrel on an escalator The squirrel shot would have the same relationship to surfing as the above photo.

Is the escalator at the beach? ;)

Keep posting sexist & irrelevant photos of women on this site. I'll keep pushing back; with as much humor as possible.

How about a Seagull on an escalator? At least it's close to being relevant to the beach . . .

This post may have deserved a Hoff with peppermint pasties, but the sudsy young man pulling his undies down with the no no no look, but really saying yes yes yes whilst another fellow ogles his backside seems a little over the top. Almost Latarian Milton. I would like to respectfully request that you keep it equal. There's no reason to raise the bar. No pun intended.

I was pretty stoked on all the bikinis at Lindy this afternoon.

I think it's ridiculous that any of you knuckleheads would even give a shit about KoKs boy posts. Homophobia, anyone? Knock it off, assholes. Don't make me come over there.

...and put you in a full nelson with olive oil?

Sandcastle, I'm not sure if your comment is directed at my comment, but if you confused my request for a half naked Hoff in pasties vs. the suds boys as homophobic, you are wrong and a bit of a jerk for suggesting that. Although it did set up a funny line by piss shiver.

I was merely requesting equality in salaciousness. That's all. KoK pic is a little more sexual than the original post. IMO.

Great post Burro! I often find myself forgetting things all the time. She must have locked the car doors getting ready to paddle out, then realized the windows were still up, and the lock on the passenger side door must have been broken, so she had to lean all the way across to reach the other lock. Common pre surf mistake. I hope this post serves as a positive PSA.

This website has jumped the shark, pun intended

Nice car! (Anyone? Greacen?)

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Fatnewt: now THAT'S art. Nice work.

Puppies and pasties. Nice.

I totally applaud the sense of empathy that you are trying to convey, nectar...only I think I need a translator for your description of her predicament. Nevertheless, thumbs up for good intentions and creativity.

@friscohio.. Meethinks you protest too much. Just kidding. But honestly, who cares if KoK posts boy pics? Whatever.

I don't care. I think it's kinda funny. Hence, the puppies and pasties comment. You missed my point. And that's okay.

KOoK, is this you?

http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2012/04/18/passenger-protests-tsa-and-goes-...

stimulus response, stimulus response, stimulus response. more stimulus, less response; add more stimulus to get same response. one bikini becomes two to three to eight to ten. patriarchal exploitation of women to fit pre-defined version of beauty for the benefit of men traps both women and men and binds them into unhappiness through constant unfulfilled want. who benefits? the exploiter benefits only. more money, more sex, more power, more cars, more houses, more broads, still not happy? more stimulus, less response. blah blah blah. we are now the vehicle for bodily exploitation. we are reduced to the mental level of insects, simple biological robots that exist as mechanisms for stimulus response. should i listen to my insect nature or try to live to the level of a full human being? should i treat women as fully valid equivalent human beings who are more than the sum of their shapely curves or should i continue to view myself only in the narrow light of a patriarchal social paradigm? ask, think, balance. maybe the other half of humanity deserves better treatment.