G-Land!

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2 Thumbs up: great G-Land footage. 3 Thumbs down: Painfully self-aggrandizing, pretentious, accentuated commentary and lame double-victory-sign claims. This clip contains what may be the worst voice-over commentary in history, bar-none. Watching this with Liberace's greatest hits in the background might be less painful. On the other hand, it's so bad, it may actually be funny. Pass the bong...

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sharkturd
34 weeks ago

Pretentious, that may be an understatement. Sounds like they got the Dos Equis most interesting man in the world to narrate this. The obligatory gopro butt-wiggling shots add a nice touch as well.

cloud
34 weeks ago

my soul az dizzolved. I am wun wiz everyzing. now I try and find zee israeli backbacker chicks.

SFOBKnewb
34 weeks ago

Wow. That was terrible. Definitely not G-Land either. Still give it a thumbs-up for the footage.

cloud
34 weeks ago

zis iz me about to score at ze money treez. I am heeep.

sharkturd
34 weeks ago

What is up with that dude's thumb? Bet there's a huge pressure dent on the deck of that board.

Wave Glider
34 weeks ago

Thumb hell, I want to see him ride that short board!

SFOBKnewb
34 weeks ago

It's a 6'2" x 19 1/2" x 5". Should float him just fine :-)

waggy
34 weeks ago

@SFOBKnewb - I haven't actually been to G-Land but based on all the footage I've seen over the years, that looks a lot like it. I thought the tiger was another clue, maybe... I'm referring to the wave starting at 3:54, not the beginning of the vid, which is NW Africa more than likely. If anyone has any idea what that wave is, please pitch in. Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna go deeper until my soul dissolves.

Wave Glider
34 weeks ago

Anything's possible.

sharkturd
34 weeks ago

That fatty is smokin!

Rocco
34 weeks ago

if it's so remote where did the ski come from....?

Zzzapp
34 weeks ago

Its Desert Point, not g-land.

waggy
34 weeks ago

Ok then, title of posting should read: "Not G-Land!"

waggy
34 weeks ago

You have to admit though, the resemblance is pretty strong...

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