Hawaii VS. Everywhere Else

Where's surfer gurrrrrl and kilpatrick?

Apparently at M0ntar4

Somebody should tell both those kooks they have tramp stamps.

Did somebody mention Hawaii? Nah, I'm good..

I'm currently on the North Shore of Kauai. Here's the surf report for the week. On Wed. it's only supposed to be 8-12ft...Hawaiian! Too bucu for me.

Piss,was that a Stoney blow out?

Its been a few years, but east coast surfers do NOT have that many tattoos.

A stoney blowout is when you forget your wetsuit at home, or run over your own board, or leave a SUP on the ground at M0raga :) haha
A comment about someone else thinking it's DOH, when the swell empirical data says 4@12 or something, is commentary regarding the kilpatrick scale.

@Purps- Have a great trip! puff the dragons at Hanalei, brah

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