Home Depot Surfboard Project - A surfboard shaping story

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Garage Shaper writes: There is a shared ritual for anyone who puts their hands on a surfboard for the first time. First, you’ll feel the smooth contouring of the rails, then sight down the stringer, dance our finger tips over any bottom contours, flip it over a few times and then ask: “How’d they make this?” These days, all you see are cookie cutter, CNC replicas of surfboards being mass-produced and sold at the same price they always have been, if not more expensive than they were!

I’m certainly not opposed to this technology, I can appreciate the business aspect and I love to read about new materials and advancements. However, because of this, I feel that the surfboard industry has lost some of the romance it once had when you knew your board was truly hand crafted and made for you ...

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The Extreme Scene
1 year ago

Daily Stoke is the biggest poseur site if I've ever seen one. "Longboarding is soooooo cool dude because you can like, glide brah!" The standard motto of the Daily Stoke kooks. Please, don't post their links here ever again, they go against everything that is progression in surfing.

dakota
1 year ago

So, you don't like daily stoke?

Why do you hate freedom?

It must be because you're so full of extreme progressive surfing knowledge honed and refined at your home break of pleasure point.

I guess we'll just have to bow to you and let you tell us all what to and not to share.

Where would we be without guys like you to clear things up and provide guidance?

chrispy
1 year ago

Hold on dakota. Pleasure point is pretty eeeeexxxxxxxtreeeeeeeeeme!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Extreme Scene
1 year ago

dakota, can you explain how a boring, shitty poseur site like daily stoke compares to freedom? Or are you saying that my criticism of said website is going against freedom? Because if that's the case, then you are what they call a hypocrite (if you're too dense to understand what I'm saying, please comment and I'll further explain).

The Extreme Scene
1 year ago

Final thoughts: Daily Stoke is run by a company called "Global Social Media LLC" and none of the writers are accredited with work from another major publication or site (with the exception of the "ASP Addict" who somehow convinced the idiots over at EXPN to post a couple of his stories) nor are any of them good enough to receive surf coverage from any other publication. So if you wonder why I call them poseurs and kooks, it's because the site is run by company called "Global Social Media LLC" and the writers are a bunch of nobody longboarders.

Dingo
1 year ago

@Extreme Scene: Obviously you've spent a lot of time looking into the site and getting in a fit over it. But who are you?
Maybe you should post something on StokeReport yourself to prove your bona fides and earn some respect before sounding off.
If you don't like a post here you can simply vote it down, rather than vent at the poster!

dakota
1 year ago

TES: you reek of the same crap that the people you're attacking do, and any time someone tries to tell me what to or not to read, write, or share, my bullshit detector wakes the dead.

lounar
1 year ago

Please stay in santa Cruz, because it is so extreme. I bet you're a hella sick ripper, brah!!! Gnar!!! We don't eat eggy bagels here - too extreme. Pleasure point is so progressive and I heard you can get a picture with a pro surfer!

greacen
1 year ago

Nonetheless, I read about the home-depot boards on swaylocks a few years ago. There was a guy in the bay area who put a log together for $149. Inspiration for a lot of cheapskates out there. I can't find a picture of that famous board, but there are others here:

http://www2.swaylocks.com/forums/lets-see-pictures-your-boards-built-usi...

I started putting a blank together. Will shape it at some point. Summertime seems to be the best time to spill epoxy all over my driveway.

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