I don't get it (Fort Point)

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Rant - I don't get it (Fort Point)

check out the caption in this photo (from a surfline feature), they call ###### a "secret spot".

Why the f*ck to so many people consider it to be a "secret spot"? Check out that bridge. It's arguably the most famous bridge in the world. If you queried any random tourist where this photo was taken, I'll bet half of them would be able to ID it. Depending upon what website you believe, anywhere from 70,000-120,000 cars/day travel over this bridge and therefore over this "secret spot". Moreover, anyone can drive right up to and park in the PUBLIC parking spot that sits almost right on top the of this "secret spot".

I know this is bad form for me to be posting photos of this "secret spot", but in my confusion, I'm feeling especially naughty today. I'd like to reveal a few more secrets that have just been killing me to keep. Here goes:

1) Pamela Anderson had a boob job. That's right! Those knockers aren't real. Can you believe that?!

2) cryptomail is sort of a sissy. He's avoiding going out when the waves are big by using his fish delam as an excuse. Don't believe him when he refers to himself as a Big Wave Rider.

3) Tiger Woods cheated on his wife. What a slimeball! Don't tell anyone though, it's a secret.

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H20MansLibrary
2 years ago

yeah, i saw that and was thinking it was tongue in cheek...

cryptomail (not verified)
2 years ago

haha throwin down the gauntlet eh? :)
Well just you wait, I got plans for that lil fishy!

King of Kooks
2 years ago

Even Wikipedia's disrespectin' the secrecy. I'm going to edit it to "northern side" to reduce crowds

###### is located at the southern side of the Golden Gate at the entrance to San Francisco Bay.
Coordinates: 37°48′38″N 122°28′38″W

cryptomail (not verified)
2 years ago

hahahaha Wikipedia = absolute truth, man!

marklukach
2 years ago

Either way that picture of Judith is bad-ass.

King of Kooks
2 years ago

word! .... as the kids used to say 20 years ago.

cryptomail (not verified)
2 years ago

Did someone say word up?
I think someone did!

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lee
2 years ago

Do you have a link to the surfline feature?

pelicanpaul
2 years ago

what's not a secret is that if the tide is goin' out and you get in that river you can end up in the middle of the Pacific...

DropInTheBucket
2 years ago

I'm pretty sure it was just a joke. But just because it has the easiest bridge in the world to identify in the background, doesn't mean navigating though the Presidio is any easier to an alien.

King of Kooks
2 years ago

That's because wikipedia still says Ft. Point is located at the ###### of the GG Bridge. Third day in a row. My evil plan is working !!!!! MWAH HAH HAH !!!

limevoodoo
2 years ago

Here's the Wikipedia page for Ft. Pt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Point,_San_Francisco

tracey
2 years ago

Thanks wikipedia, now everyone's going to be building a Civil War era armaments there. GAWD.

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