Indoor surfing is clearly the next step

those are some skills being portrayed there! It's funny to see from the crowds reaction how they simply cannot appreciate what pure performance is. this guy obviously kills it.

Remind me to bring some juggling clubs next time I go to LM. Perhaps that will give the betties on the beach something to watch. (It could be a 3-part circus act--in the first part, the clubs will be used to smack away any potential droppers-in, then in the second act, they will be juggled for a flawless double-flash; in the final act, when Uncle Pedro stops by, they will be used to encourage him to begin his migration south-west a little early this year.)

The clubs could also be used for any seals, if you needed any meat and or a jacket or something.

yes yes, I find the baby-seal pelts to make excellent wetsuit liners (despite the slightly elevated risk of shark attack that accompanies such finer comforts).