It's the end of days: Exhibit A: The Coco Chanel Surfboard

From our friends at Surfline: in their words:

Got a friend who has everything, and is a total a$$hole? The perfect gift has arrived. The Coco Chanel surfboard. Let them make their fashion statement and give the rest of us something to laugh about in the lineup. Oh, almost forget to mention there is a snowboard, a bike and an inflatable boat.