jesus surfed a fish

I'm a believer

As a carpenter i'm pretty sure, yeah positive it was an alaia. Lebanese cedar far excelled even paulownia for "water walking" as recorded in the Gnostic Gospel. I think the Dead Sea Scrolls may be an early ancestor of the Stoke Report, though funding for more research has hit a wall atm.

there's also the lost gospel of Todd The Stoked, which includes brief passages describing a trip he and The Son of God took in their 20's to Morocco. "A local, standing transfixed on the beach exclaimed 'Jesus Christ' as my bro bashed the lip before descending into a liquid cavern. 'Exactly' I replied". The gospel was suppressed in the second century. Most scholars believe that the church of the time was disturbed by a description of a three hour stoned post-session game of ping-pong which Todd claims to have won with a "forearm smash delivered unto me by the Lord as a teaching of humility to his Only Son, who could be a prick sometimes when baked"

My take on this graffiti is that it's utter shit.
We can do better, can't we?
What we have here is wavy cursive, symbolic of "waves" I guess, but that's too obvious, and it's combined with the terse hipster words-as-message-as-art. Lemme tell ya. Words-as-message-as-art is bullshit. Why not super glue scrabble pieces to walls. They're easier to take down.
Congrats, you're hip, your saying a message with a modicum of symbolism with your cursive!
Come back when you can do a burner, and you gain a thimble full more talent, because I do appreciate some burners, but this is utter fixie shit.

So basically someone has turned Tαrαvαl into Tumblr.

Not sure how I feel about this.

omg hahahahahhahahahaha :D tehdely has big en-titties

i want my brunch.

Supposedly the dude walked on water. Why then the need for a retro-hipster-keel-finned fish?

Why, Chris, that's fantastic; I _love_ brunch!

Can't do it till next month* though

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@tehdely you will be brunching with Chef Pierre. I give back to the community by helping him and let me tell you he is hungry. He can be found at FTC. He told me he wants to go to the Ritz Carlton or the all you can eat buffet in Reno. I look forward to hearing how things go.

The man has a Beavis tattoo! I am charmed.

Offer only stands if you are there as well. I do not do Brunch-by-Proxy, but I am willing to do Brunch-plus-One. I know some great places that perhaps Chef Pierre hasn't heard of. I will be sure to run them by you and him.

Looking forward to finally meeting you. We are certain to grow in friendship and brotherhood!

Would Jesus be able to just WALK to the lineup? Stepping over whitewater until he's right in the take off zone? That would piss some people off. Especially, if he's a kook.

I was just suggesting a better, more involved, mature, and refined approach, to the artist.
Whomever that is! :) If you know (or find out?) him/her, tell them to get gears, brakes, and spend a modicum more time on their public works :)