Lance VS. Kelly

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Rant - Lance VS. Kelly

How can Lance Armstrong be facing all this flak about doping when nothing has been proven?
On the other hand, how could he have done what he did without performance enhancing something-or-other.
Is Kelly Slater gonna face the same in years to come?
But he's a surfer right! We only have performance debilitating drugs!
Or do we? Anyone know of any good performance enhancers for surfing?
I need whatever I can find for when the Fall finally kicks in!

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Rant by Dingo
5 comments
Broseidon
30 weeks ago

bath salts

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burro
30 weeks ago

I think Kelly is about as far from a crackhead as I am from Kelly on my surfing skillz

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King of Kooks
30 weeks ago

Fumunda cheese issues, no doubt.

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Senor_O
30 weeks ago

Performance enhancing drugs generally just increase muscle mass. I don't think that would give you a big advantage in surfing. If someone could make a drug that would improve muscle memory and dexterity...

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procmail
30 weeks ago

its called clean living and training hard, dingo-kook. when fall "kicks in" you will be standing on the beach because you're out of shape and did not train.

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