In between the semi’s and finals of the Rip Curl Pro Search, the beach and online spectators will witness a 20-minute exhibition of the true Ocean Beach locals at their home break. Who is surfing in this? Do they need me to come down to show what a local can do? HAHA!
I'm boycotting unless they invite BVB and Big Mike and Odd Todd.
Forecast looking not so swell for the first half of the waiting period... pushing it all back a week+ would be a good call, it looks like.
Sean Scallan and Jimmy Holt get slots, too.
How much do I want to show up in front of the Competitors' Massage-And-Pleasure Tent or whatever the f#&k they have - fully dressed like Clubber Lang? Very much.
"FANNING! You afraid to step in the ring, fool!"
My prediction? Pain.
