local yokals

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Rant - local yokals

This latest incident of surf violence sure has stirred things up.

I have always surfed a variety of spots regardless of where I have lived. Since I have never lived right on the beach I have always felt like a "visiting surfer," even when I surf a spot several times a week.

In my experience, both at my home breaks and when I travel further, is it the so-called "locals" who show no "respect" for anyone else and purposefully start conflicts.

Case in point, a few of weeks ago I was in SC. It was a small under-OH day so there were fewer peaks breaking at this spot than normal. Everyone was having a great time with plenty of waves to go around, until El Doosh showed up.

El Doosh looked like he was barely out of high school (maybe he wasn't yet), definitely not taller than 6' and maybe 150 lbs maximum (it's hard to tell in the water). No sooner had he paddled out than he immediately began harassing a longboarder, shouting at him to go surf another peak. The thing was, the longboarder hadn't been on anybody else's wave. He hadn't been trying to take off on a wave either, he'd just been sitting there on the shoulder as someone else took off

The guy took it well and had some good comebacks that got a few laughs out of the lineup after El Doosh blew a wave, but El Doosh wasn't deterred. Every wave that a longboarder rode, even one that was legitimately theirs, was an intolerable affront to El Doosh, who would begin another loud public critique of having longboarders in "his" ocean (he actually kept using the words "us" and "them" during his tirades).

This peak is not reserved for longboarders or unsuitable for them. If my shortboard had been dinged and I'd been on my longboard then I too would have been harassed. It turned out that shortboarders weren't entirely immune, as El Doosh also had words for one of us non-locals.

I couldn't wrap my head around how a guy so physically unimposing could be behaving like this. He was obviously counting on his buddies to back him up, but I also couldn't wrap my head around how they could stand him. His negative energy stunk up my session.

I hold the rest of them just as much responsible for tolerating and condoning his behavior. The last thing anyone can tell me is that "locals" are the celestial caretakers of sacred surf spots, who only act that way to protect the sanctity of their spot against dirty invaders who have come to rape their waves. The locals themselves are the problem.

What makes more sense: a bunch of screw ups with gang mentality picking on outsider who has wandered into their territory, or a guy who paddles out at a place where he doesn't know anybody and just wants to get a few waves and hopefully someday surf this spot again, repeatedly burning everybody else in the lineup, who obviously all know each other.

The whole thing about localism being a necessary evil is a self-serving myth. For all the times I've seen the advice written in books or online not to "suddenly show up at a break with 10 of your buddies and start taking all the set waves," I've never seen a group of 10 guys suddenly show up at a break and start taking all the set waves. What I have seen is lots and lots of rednecks wearing wetsuits, wherever I have gone, throughout the world.

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miggiesmalls
1 year ago

sounds like jake. haha

dakota
1 year ago

that's not localism that's assholism.

a real local regulator would have punched that kid in the mouth.

fin
1 year ago

Good story,I hate longboards too!

joby1
1 year ago

Very well put loco. Sounds like more Santa Cruz Meth to me. I like the "neighborhood watch" analogy used in an earlier post as well. The neighborhood should not tolerate the irate kooks who call themselves locals. Nobody is a local, everybody is a local.

The Extreme Scene
1 year ago

Unless you're a beginner, old, female, or the waves are extremely small, you should not be riding a longboard. Period. Longboards are like tricycles. Anyone can ride them, so why continue acting like a little surfer baby? Challenge yourself and be a fucking man, ditch the log for a real board. Unless you're said beginner, old person, female or conditions are extremely small. Don't mind the kid talking shit to the longboarder, although he sounds like a total SC douche.

piss_shiver
1 year ago

Thumbs up for the trollin bro. +1
So if you're a dude on a longboard on a solid day, you're a pre-op tranny. Got it!
:D
No need to vote him down. I for one am e-amused. Go extreeeeeeme!

ncalsurfer
1 year ago

So "Extreme" you just wanted to sidestep the localism issue and go straight to board bashing. Classy.

piss_shiver
1 year ago

Embrace the general chimp-out that's going on. I am!

Broseidon
1 year ago

According to Extreme's Core-Score system, you need to ride a 5'6 with Mt. Dew stickers to be a real man?

Sandman
1 year ago

Second the Meth comment

abrahamburger
1 year ago

My sister Diana, doing her thing.

aardvark
1 year ago

Don't surf where there are other people if you can help it.

shaqfu
1 year ago

if you're using anything bigger than a hand plane (about 12"), you should give up surfing... You should only ride something longer if you're old, a girl, in a wheelchair, blind, have glaucoma, polio, rickets, or it's small out.

Chadburn
1 year ago

Extremescene, since i think you may be the soulpatched bro behind those unforgivably bland, pretentious SFgate articles and that cynical SF Surf Co. marketing scheme- we already know how core you are, right?

intervention
1 year ago

Stokereport seems to be full of free love, rainbow chasing flower children. I understand the good vibes mentality and try to embrace it on most days, but there is no getting around the fact that most of us are complete slaves to our relentless surfing addiction. I was watching some National Geographic nature program on lions the other day. The lions were gorging themselves on a delicious looking zebra carcass. It was all high fives and smiles for a while but once there were too many takers on those scrumptios ribs and thighs....things turned ugly with much snarling and the occassional smackdown. I cant help but see an unmistakable similarity to surfing and surfer behavior. It's not always right or excusable but at least I understand the dynamics better than the author of this story. There will always be some bad vibes when things get crowded and wave counts drop, its a fact....deal with it. When you show up at a small takeoff A-frame(delicious zebra kill) where a small group of friends(pride of lions) are gorging themselves.....there is likely going to be some tension if things slow down for everyone. As far as the story about "El-Doosh"......obviously the guy was an idiot.... but truth be told, if it allowed me to slyly snag a few extra morsels during the fray I might not be complaining. I'm actually surprised things are as cordial as they are out there. I think this may be because surfing is so over-run and there are so many strange faces in the lineups these days that people cant distinguish who is local and who is not......in fact I bank on this when I travel to so called "localized spots". Anyways, that's the way I feel about it but my wife says "you're wrong" to me all day....so who knows.

Zurffy
1 year ago

But if you're around I'll surf near you @aardvark. : ) but that's just for fun.
Which this is all supposed to be BY THE WAY!
shaqfu - lol

Cazart
1 year ago

Is there anything more hilarious than a spoiled rotten SC kid trying to act all badass? I got your "Westside" right *here*, Trustfund.

Kooktastic
1 year ago

@intervention: that's what happened to SoCal. The localized spots got swamped. They no longer exist down there.

This photo is of Swami's. It's an awesome pointbreak. Used to be a local spot. No more.

The Extreme Scene
1 year ago

Chadburn, nice try but wrong (or are you?). TES has three hosts, two interns, a webmaster plus many friends who fill-in as hosts and writers. Keep guessing though, since it's really obvious that getting into your crawlspace is a piece of cake. Thanks for revealing how simple-minded you are.

Why don't you keep sucking Aqua dick Chadburn, you love mentioning their shop and products on the comment pages here. Are you one of their transplant owners, trying to bring that awesome socal vibe to sf while trying to make yourself a video star? Bashing on other surf shops to build cred for your "core" shop on haight street? Poor form.

tehdely
1 year ago

It's amazing how little of this interpersonal drama you notice when you just, you know, surf.

And stuff.

deathbytv
1 year ago

@tehdely, Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Righteousdewd
1 year ago

@The Extreme Scene...that's a lot of staff to post comments on surf report page. You could always act like a fucking man by being polite. Just wanted to let you know its an option to consider.

lounar
1 year ago

@Extreme: sounds like somebody didn't get his Clark Reach-Around. I think all your nonsensical, sexist comments about Alana Blanchard are actually covering for your desire to feel the hairy, gorilla wrath of The Maverick himself.

piss_shiver
1 year ago

Time to move on...oh my, I just looked at the clock!

Chadburn
1 year ago

... but I wasn't bashing another surf shop??? Struck a nerve, total accident hehehe. My job is done here.

fullybrah
1 year ago

having grown up in san clemente, living in venice beach and huntington and now surfing sf and sc mainly i have resigned myself to the fact that there a lot of dicks out there. the local thing for a lot of guys is the only thing they got going for them which of course is sad. i have been attacked verbally and physically. its usually the smaller napolean complex types. tweekerdom is a big part of it. im not gonna solve all of societies problems out in the water i just want to surf and enjoy myself. most people are on the good vibe so i just avoid the dicks. i do sympathize with the complaints about ppl who have no idea what they are doing or who snake you on every wave or dealing with crowds but thats just the reality of surfing in cali and if you let it stress you out its your own fault. this is my modest call for civility in the pacific

fullybrah
1 year ago

having grown up in san clemente, living in venice beach and huntington and now surfing sf and sc mainly i have resigned myself to the fact that there a lot of dicks out there. the local thing for a lot of guys is the only thing they got going for them which of course is sad. i have been attacked verbally and physically. its usually the smaller napolean complex types. tweekerdom is a big part of it. im not gonna solve all of societies problems out in the water i just want to surf and enjoy myself. most people are on the good vibe so i just avoid the dicks. i do sympathize with the complaints about ppl who have no idea what they are doing or who snake you on every wave or dealing with crowds but thats just the reality of surfing in cali and if you let it stress you out its your own fault. this is my modest call for civility in the pacific

King of Kooks
1 year ago

This is how we should work out our differences

http://youtu.be/NpdLz0WFbQM

Rev.MCC
1 year ago

Well it's good to see that we are all keeping our composure

Wave Glider
1 year ago

Maybe time to plan a gathering when the weather warms up. Nothing fancy, just a fun day at the beach.

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