Now this is some fucking Bullshit.

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Rant - Now this is some fucking Bullshit.

I post a rant asking about how to delete my account from this abomination of a site and not only is my account still here, but the Rant was deleted. I ask again, HOW DO I DELETE MY ACCOUNT?

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BushBarrel
39 weeks ago

You can't. You are poopatrol for life!

piss_shiver
39 weeks ago

Posting here because I know this is going to get hot. I'm in the club.

piss_shiver
39 weeks ago

Sucka free zone. I'm throwin down *B BOY STANCE ASSUMED*

fatnewt
39 weeks ago

Your rant got voted down I think, but this one is going strong.

Tenderloin tom
39 weeks ago

Once your on poo patrol your always on "doody"

Wave Glider
39 weeks ago

@PooPatrol, Nice try. If you really wanted your account deleted, you'd be smart enough to just send a PM to "Stokereport" where it says "contact us" on the bottom of the site.

DUH!

piss_shiver
39 weeks ago

Poo Patrol for President.

unfocused
39 weeks ago

Yes....yes......yes ...... !!!!!!!!! It's like the hall of lost souls in Beetlejuice! Hahahahaha!!!!!!

sticker
39 weeks ago

The best thing about this rant isn't the crazy short-armed dude with the blade. It's that you capitalized "Bullshit." Gave it the respect it deserves.

fwiw, I tried to resurrect your rant from the trash, but alas, I'm only one man.

goingleft
39 weeks ago

I can't believe how dope the Weng Weng Rap is. Wow.

piss_shiver
39 weeks ago

You guys getting some FREAKY ads on this page? Wowzers...Ripleys Believe it or not, carribean wives....no knife flash ads yet....

Eatnectar
39 weeks ago

Easier just to never come back. Not like you get emails or anything. You are complaining about a site that you are in complete control of visiting, OR not visiting. Your self control must be terrible.

tehdely
39 weeks ago

Bitches ain't shit, and they ain't sayin' nuthin'
A hundred muthafuckas can't tell me nuthin'
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap

Bitches ain't shit, and they ain't sayin' nuthin'
A hundred muthafuckas can't tell me nuthin'
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap

Man, I been did that
Man, I been popped off
And if she ain't tryna give it up, she get dropped off
Let me bust that U-ie
Bitch, bust that open
Might spend a couple thou' just to bust that open
Rip it off, no jokin'
Like your name Hulk Hogan
Niggas move weight in the South, but live in Hoboken
Bitch, I spit that crack
Like I'm in that trap
So if you need a hit, then I'm with that bat

Bitches ain't shit, and they ain't sayin' nuthin'
A hundred muthafuckas can't tell me nuthin'
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap

Bitches ain't shit, and they ain't sayin' nuthin'
A hundred muthafuckas can't tell me nuthin'
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap
I beez in the trap, bee, beez in the trap

unfocused
39 weeks ago

Oh my effin Weng Weng. lmao!
i gotta say, it's quite entertaining to be on this end of the meltdown :)

stokereport
39 weeks ago

There currently isn't any functionality to delete an account, only to disable one, which I'll happily do for you. Sorry to see you go.

The best way to contact the site administrator is using the contact us link: http://stokereport.com/contact. Unless, of course, you're looking for attention ;)

sharkturd
39 weeks ago

Thank you @Eatnectar for that simple and, what seems on the surface, obvious solution to poo's prob. Yes, self control !! Maybe there is a need for a 12 step program for disgruntled ex stokes. As for departing the site? I am reminded of the words to that old Paul Simon song "there must be 50 ways to leave your stoke report".

friscohio
39 weeks ago

Welcome to the Stoke-tel California.

fullybrah
39 weeks ago

you can check out any time you like but u can never leave

CattyCait
39 weeks ago

Keep calm....

4444
39 weeks ago

Simmer down drink the kool aid and get comfy. One of us!

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