Obama's ideal day

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From the new Vanity Fair piece on him:

I’d asked him what he would do if granted a day when no one knew who he was and he could do whatever he pleased. How would he spend it? He didn’t even have to think about it:

When I lived in Hawaii, I’d take a drive from Waikiki to where my grandmother lived—up along the coast heading east, and it takes you past Hanauma Bay. When my mother was pregnant with me she’d take a walk along the beach. . . . You park your car. If the waves are good you sit and watch and ponder it for a while. You grab your car keys in the towel. And you jump in the ocean. And you have to wait until there is a break in the waves. . . . And you put on a fin—and you only have one fin—and if you catch the right wave you cut left because left is west. . . . Then you cut down into the tube there. You might see the crest rolling and you might see the sun glittering. You might see a sea turtle in profile, sideways, like a hieroglyph in the water. . . . And you spend an hour out there. And if you’ve had a good day you’ve caught six or seven good waves and six or seven not so good waves. And you go back to your car. With a soda or a can of juice. And you sit. And you can watch the sun go down …

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Bigfish
36 weeks ago

Thats so cool. But, lets talk about how shitty linda mar is.

burro
36 weeks ago

#thumbnail:

cloud
36 weeks ago

nice

drei
36 weeks ago

How fucking rad is it that the most powerful man in the world would like nothing better than to bodysurf Sandy Beach for an hour, then drink a beer in the car as the sun goes down!! Stoked!

sharkturd
36 weeks ago

Yeah, it's way cool. I'm left with an image of the Prez standing behind his car trunk with a towel wrapped around his torso and changing back into his Presidential duds while saltwater leaks from his nostrils. I reckon one of the bennies of being a surfer President is the SS is always there to assist in those odd and embarassing times when you discover the freakin keys are locked in your car.

cloud
36 weeks ago

obama scores one after fixing something really hard.

Capra
36 weeks ago

What a kook!

Capra
36 weeks ago

Oh, how dare I make such a comment about the annointed one. My apologies! Haha.

sharkturd
36 weeks ago

Capra, you got a problem with giving a President and a local at his home break a little respect? He's showing some pretty good form there!

goingleft
36 weeks ago

Exactly why he's got my vote. Never in a million years would you read an article like this about 'Willard'.

OK- sorry- no more politics.

Capra
36 weeks ago

He's as local to that break as Romney is to La Jolla!

fatnewt
36 weeks ago

rad

sharkturd
36 weeks ago

If you're born in Hawaii you're considered a local, even if you're not of Hawaiian descent. If you don't believe he was born there check with Markler of the birth certificate police, I'm pretty sure he's seen it.

Capra
36 weeks ago

keep drinking the kool-aid, suckers.

tail block
36 weeks ago

I would rather drink what Capra is drinking, seems to take you further away from reality

danimal
36 weeks ago

Romney don't surf!

Capra
36 weeks ago

If you consider your inner circle in this renegade political anomaly called the Bay Area "reality", good luck to ya.

Capra
36 weeks ago

Oh by the way, Danimal, here's Romney proving you wrong..
http://imgur.com/CkjBk

Capra
36 weeks ago

...

goingleft
36 weeks ago

There's your boy, Capra! LOL.

And yes, where I live, work, surf and raise my children is my 'reality'. Thanks for the best wishes.

Capra
36 weeks ago

Well, get ready for your boy to be ousted from office for being a failure and an empty suit. All style and no substance can only take you so far, my friend. Oh, by the way, you have children? Sorry to hear that. I hope they don't mind being in debt along with their future children since your boy did his job on the economy. Good luck with that job too while you still have it. :)

Broseidon
36 weeks ago

Newsflash, it doesn't matter who's in office, they're both working for the same team. They just used a different rhetoric to cover it up.

goingleft
36 weeks ago

We'll see in November Capra. In the meantime, take a few deep breaths.

danimal
36 weeks ago

I wasn't aware of Romney's awesome waterman skillz. Dude looks totally core holding that sponge.

pelicanpaul
36 weeks ago

Hilary 2016!!! Ok. In a fairness the article was a good read. Micael Lewis has an uncanny ability to move in on people, and this is no exception. The whole bit about the president being "the decider" was interesting, and it is curious that Obama has come to see George W in a new light. For people debating this whole thing, if you look at the record, Obama is more like Eisenhower than FDR. More like Teddy Roosevelt than Jimmy Carter. If you are a republican, you should vote for Obama. He is about as steady as they come.

danimal
35 weeks ago

If you surf between Marin and Big Sur and remember what happened in Santa Barbara in 1969, you should vote for a President committed to developing alternative energy sources. Obviously nobody intends for an oil spill to occur during routine operations, but watching the disaster in the Gulf of Mexico a few years ago drives home the point that all it takes is one small fuck up to ruin the coastal ecology for a long time. How badly would it affect our lives if OB were to close during the prime surf season for remediation activities. When that drunken skipper slammed into the Bay Bridge in November 2007, the Beach remained toxic through much of December. Chevron is already set up in Richmond and Shell further up the Carquinez Strait in Martinez to refine any raw product harvested off the Bay Area coastline. Both companies support offshore drilling in areas of California where there is currently none.

Tenderloin tom
35 weeks ago

Obama can dougie dance too.

Marklar
35 weeks ago

Turd- you are wrong as always. Ask any blond kid born in Hawaii about "pound Haole Day" at school. doesn't matter if you were born there.. .

Wave Glider
35 weeks ago

@Marklar, No brah, ee's "Bust em Haoles," taught by da Parents of da local kids when dey ready go school, and had 'any' beef wit da Haoles.

If you a stinkin Haole born dere, you must serve da time befoe you considered one kine 'local' by da true Hawaiians, or those already blooded into da Family. Meaning if you no got any Hawaiian in da blood lineage, you no IN! Otherwise, every and all non 'locals' born dere, lets say like da Families with no da kine Hawaiian blood in dem, still NO consider 'locals.'

But once you're IN, you're part of a huge Family that is really special. Cross them, and you better move off the Islands, NOW!

sharkturd
35 weeks ago

What, you like beef, bra!? Hawaii is sometimes rightly compared to a big-ass trailer park for a reason. Angry, hatin moaks beat on haoles for any number of reasons, not because a local haole isn't deemed local, but just because he is white.

Wave Glider
35 weeks ago

@st, sounds like you've been there. Couldn't agree with you more. Even my 7 years living there, and after becoming accepted by most, not all, after 3 years, still the shit from many because I was "white." And now you stay away from the West Side, especially Makaha.

And yeah, I like beef, with 2 scoops rice, macaroni salad, and punch.

sharkturd
35 weeks ago

@WG, spent plenty of time in Hawaii, as many surfers have. Hawaii is a pretty simple place to figure out. The quantity of time spent there is not so important to that understanding, particularly regarding the moaks, as haole/moak conflicts could be encountered in a matter of weeks or even days if one is unlucky. As mush as I detest the angry moak mind-set, given the history of white man invasion of their island sanctuary, I know from where it comes. Less clear, however, is where Markler's anger and hatred springs from.

Wave Glider
35 weeks ago

Interesting that the original subject has a 12 as of this posting, but most of the comments are almost in the wastebasket? What gives Haoles'?

And why has this threads up or down/like or dislike become such a hateful one on the comments? @st and I are only sharing Hawaiian experiences. BTW, when Obama goes to Hawaii to stay, I have a Friend who lives on the WIndward side, and she says that most residents dislike his coming there because many of the streets and beaches then close down for the visit.

Wait for it, here it comes ^0^

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