The Official Rules of the Retro Surfer

1. Image and style shall be the primary concerns of the Retro Surfer. When wiping out or to scared to surf the big waves, one must focus first on maintaining a cool, even composure and second on performance. Winning surf comps is an added talent, and only counts if said Retro Surfer wins with appropriate style

2. Under no circumstances shall the retro surfer be seen on a polyester or epoxy pop out. ONLY EXCEPTION is if the retro surfer has to quickly get to the beach to collect lost leachless board

3. Every board in the retro surfers quiver shall be hand shaped to the specification of the retro surfer.