North Carolina beach town bans thongs
(CNN) -- If you plan on going to Kure Beach, North Carolina, bring your sunscreen and shades, but please leave your thong behind.
The seaside community has adopted a zero tolerance policy on anyone wearing the barely-there bikini by the shore on their part of North Carolina's Pleasure Island, just south of Wilmington.
I bet the vote was split down the middle. You know, there should be a spandex law instead. You never see any fatsos stuffing themselves in a thong. Thongs are pretty self regulating. This is an injustice! 8-)
these awful jokes are bumming me out. you commenters are making an ass of yourselves.
@duckdive: just because your thong-wearing ways might become the butt of stokereporters' jokes doesn't mean you should stoop to name calling.
The shape in that photo is fantastic. If mine was half that beautiful I'd be over the moon.
Gang- avoid those aggressive comments, this is a situation where you definitely want to turn the other cheek.
@greacen: dude. The floss is making you a little tight there. Time to unclench.
