Rant - Outta My Way MF!*
For anyone who's ever complained about spongers, longboarders, sup's, valleys, kooks, yuppies, beginners, non-locals, pop-ups, funboards, windsurfers, kitesurfers, leashes, absence of leashes, $900-made-in-Taiwan-off-the-rack-boards, astrodek, webbed gloves, dayglo wetsuits, zinka, surfing helmets, Quiksilver, funboards, contests, pro-surfers, soul-surfers, retro-surfers too-many-surfers, emo surfers, jetskis, footstraps, Mollusk, claimers, snakes, and water-skiers (why not), this one's for you. See, it could always get worse.
* Massey Ferguson
