Pacific Gauntlet

where the fuck is laird now that people are paddling jaws?

Laird is passing the time waiting for a 900 foot wave by giving GMAC wedgies, stealing his lunch money, then shaking his head and going "wavejet? really Garrett? wave, frickin' jet??"

People have been paddling big Jaws for a long time. In the '70s on Maui I knew a couple of guys who had surfed there a few times.