Scratchy NOOOO!

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tehdely
19 weeks ago

Awww :(

soulivong
19 weeks ago

DAMN :(
Scratchy was kinda small, so I hope it's not him :(
He was well loved by us and the dolphins though if it is him :(

greacen that's horrible and lol at the same time haha

Kooktastic
19 weeks ago

OK, I know I'm a newbie dumbass, but who's Scratchy?

tracey
19 weeks ago

Crypto's pet whale/ surfing buddy who I am sure is safe and sound and halfway to Alaska by now.

soulivong
19 weeks ago

Actually, unfortunately this really is looking more and more like Scratchy.
He was small, and the description was in fact for a juvenile whale :(
Damn...poor Scratchy :\

tracey
19 weeks ago

ALASKA > : |

duckdive
19 weeks ago

what the f**k did you guys do to scratchy?

H20MansLibrary
19 weeks ago

i told you not to play with it crypto!

sticker
19 weeks ago

Y'know, when we were out there w/Scratchy, I was definitely thinking it was odd that a baby whale was all by its lonesome & that the dolphin were circling it/"playing" with it. Glad neither I or @crypto did actually try to pet it (I admit to also wanting to go play with it) b/c now I'm sure we'd feel *really* guilty that maybe we had something to do with it. But, as it is & for future reference, should we call someone if we see something like that again (i.e., a baby whale by itself really close to shore)? If so, who should we call? Or is this just Darwin proving his thesis, and we should let nature do her job?

Kooktastic
19 weeks ago

I mountain biked across the high Andes 12 years ago w/ a friend. We saw a baby alpaca w/ no mother. I told my friend that there had to be a predator around. He pooh pooh'd the notion and sure enough, that night we were visited by a puma.

Before that swimming group went into the water a few years ago @ Solana Beach, they saw a baby seal cowering up against the cliff. They went in and the one guy got hit by the Great White and bled out. I'm gonna guess the baby seal was behaving that way because mom had just become part of the food chain by the same Whitey.

As for Scratchy: if he was a baby and wasn't weaned yet and something happened to mom . . . no milk. Poor Scratchy!

@sticker: I don't think there's really anyone for you to call. AFAIK, no one's ever tried raising a baby grey by bottle feeding.

Caveat: I try to take what little I know of these fascinating situations and apply some logic. It's just speculation, nothing more. I'm no expert.

duckdive
19 weeks ago

@kooktastic, that may very well be true, but i still think that crypo broke it

greacen
19 weeks ago

I think crypto has something important on his to-do list.

"I wanted to go over and pet it and scratch it. I heard whales like that. I should have, but just left it to its own devices and then it left with the escorts. I hope other people down the beach got a chance to see Scratchy.
If I ever see you again Scratchy I'll fulfill my promise. I'll go over and give you a good scratch. :)"

eggs
milk
scratch a dead whale
beer
wax

Well shoot, now I'm bummed about scratchy.

Kooktastic
19 weeks ago

@duckdive: Upon further reflection, I have to agree. The most likely explanation for Scratchy's demise is: IT'S CRYPTO'S FAULT!

Kooktastic
19 weeks ago

@sticker: I'm wrong (as usual). Sea World has rescued a baby gray before, milk feeding it and weaning it before releasing it. Google "JJ gray whale" if you're interested. Anyways, next time give Sea World a call before letting Crypto kill the poor whale.

BTW, have I ever told all of you that I'm a Dumbass? Well, I'm telling you now. I'm a Dumbass.

soulivong
19 weeks ago

damn I shoulda called. Poor BB :(
arrrrrgh. IT'S MY FAULT.
MY PET WHALE :(

sticker
19 weeks ago

Well, Kooktastic, half the battle is admitting you're wrong. The other half the battle is admitting you're a dumbass. :)

If you're not too Darwinistic, I think the Marine Resource Animal Center or some such is usually called when you find an injured seal or oil-covered bird (from the Cosco Busan days).

caveman
19 weeks ago

Did Scratchy put in too many SFFP posts?!?

tracey
19 weeks ago

Cmon guys..... :'(
Alaska.....

sob

tcannon
19 weeks ago

Best thread ever.

Also, put this number in your phone: Marine Mammal Center (415) 289-7325

They're the ones to call.

redtim
19 weeks ago

Sorry guys :( when I posted, I didn't really think it was scratchy. Crypto, at least you got to say good bye.

lee
19 weeks ago

Killer whales will hunt dolphins and here's a video of dolphins attacking a baby pilot whale

Could those dolphins have fooled us? Were they really trying to hurt Scratchy?

greg
19 weeks ago

Lee, are you implying that the dolphins we saw raped Scratchy?

(actually, we both thought that the dolphins were mating or something that morning...there was definitely something strange going on.)

Kooktastic
19 weeks ago

that seems a bit of a stretch to think that dolphins would try to have sex with a 20 foot gray whale, but who would've thought they'd try to have sex with a pilot whale? (per lee's video)

The next time this happens, I propose sending Crypto out to be banged by the dolphins while someone else calls Sea World.

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphinrape.html

soulivong
19 weeks ago

haha I got nothing except 'pretty sneaky sis, or you sunk my battleship.'
Good game kooktastic good game :D

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