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Rant - stokereport.net

I have to applaud the initiative and willingness to pay $6 a month for the domain. found this guy (assuming it is a male since most women would have more common sense) following my twitter feed this a.m., clicked through to the site and saw the image below. LOL. :)

Dorknet Link...

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saltychump
2 years ago

So excellent.

burro
2 years ago

funny. and yea, it's a guy. it appears to have been setup by a stokereporter gone bad :) (http://stokereport.com/users/fxct). he was kind enough to publish his contact info.

$whois stokereport.net
[...]
Registrant:
Stafford, Mitchell fauxcult@yahoo.com
Apotheosis, Inc.
1 Market Street
San Francisco, CA 94107
US

Domain name: STOKEREPORT.NET

Administrative Contact, Technical Contact:
Stafford, Mitchell fauxcult@yahoo.com
Apotheosis, Inc.
1 Market Street
San Francisco, CA 94107
US
+1.4157775577

lkilpatrick
2 years ago

he followed me on twitter as @dorkreport no tweets, but it would be a good place to look for people to follow that give surf reports :)

lee
2 years ago

he also has stokereport.org

H20MansLibrary
2 years ago

stokereport.org too? wow, a $12/month investment. impressive.

tehdely
2 years ago

More like $12/year.

Domains are cheap.

King of Kooks
2 years ago

I just registered "Www.MitchellStafford_needs_a_hug.org". It's a non profit.

he's seems well meaning but ill informed... snooze...

www.surfline.com "know before you go"

tehdely
2 years ago

I registered www.stokereport.biz to make sure it doesn't fall into the wrong hands...

You know what you must do!

duckdive
2 years ago

@kok @tehdely that's hilarious. Well played!

acrarer
2 years ago

hey mitch,
two can play that game.

cryptomail (not verified)
2 years ago

LOL forever! Oh the vanity domains!

friscohio
2 years ago

I love the fact that this guy took the time to do this little "joke time bomb" not knowing if it would ever actually detonate. And that it was finally discovered so all of us could enjoy his efforts, further compelling us to visit this site for more reports and entertainment. Thanks, brah!

cryptomail (not verified)
2 years ago

we should picket his work like Westboro Church.
Signs anyone? :D

greacen
2 years ago

I have gotten a few new followers since http://twitter.com/dorkreport called me out. Thanks dorkreport, for considering my Linda Mar reports to be worthy of your attention in your crusade against hyping conditions on these internets. I'm honored to be listed among the elite 11 you are following.

cryptomail (not verified)
2 years ago

haha! fxct strykes again. Pop yo colla fxct! Pop it!

cryptomail (not verified)
2 years ago

@tehdely we need stokereport.cc si si?

lkilpatrick
2 years ago

Was it something I said? @dorkreport stopped following me. I guess my reports aren't good enough. Maybe I need to start reporting on other spots :)

acrarer
2 years ago

Yeah - dorkreport just started following my twitter as well. For someone who seems to be anti-StokeReport, he seems to be a frequent visitor. . .

Hi there dorkreport. Peek 'a Boo!

greacen
2 years ago

From: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119951/quotes

Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes a day. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How could this be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given: "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer: "I want to see which break they're reporting on next."

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