Summer of sharks at Jersey Shore likely due to warm water

Please take your shark shit somewhere else. Nobody cares.

Do you even surf? Or just report shark shit for us surfers?

FWIW, sharky's content is some of the most popular on the site, e.g. this recent article with 8 upvotes, 10 comments, 12 retweets and 20 likes. perhaps you should show him up with some better posts of your own? you might also consider simply voting them down.

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@sharkturd....WHERE ARE YOU? Are you just going to sit by here and not make a showing?

I'm here, Piss....and thanks for thinking of me...I was on the throne. Also, no need for formalities, please call me Turd. Although said a bit inarticulately, I can see Noe's point. All shark all the time can get...old. But hey, that's Sharky's thing and one can always abstain for reading it...right?

As long as you've paid your rent the landlord will leave you alone...even in NJ yo!

Mr Turd, you rule.
And I think 415Noe is cool. He lashed out like some meathead on the Jersey Shore. Easy on the juice Noe, they make your balls shrink and snap at the smallest stuff that doesn't go your way.
I'm gunna sext up snookie right now and see what she's up to.

@415noe: I think it's interesting to read about the sharks whom are going to bite us.

There's a theory (which cannot be proved) that it's instinctual to want to learn about predators that may eat you. Anthropologically, humans whom had more knowledge of those predators may have had a Darwinian advantage. Even though humans aren't in a sharks' normal diet, neither are dinosaurs going to be eating us and look at the fascination people have with them. It's safe to say that people are generally more interested in Megafauna than supersmall creatures such as bacteria.

Frankly, I don't really think about sharks too much. On the danger scale I'm much more worried about what my board will do to me when I pull one of my patented Kook™ maneuvers.

However, getting to talk to Ralph Collier on the phone for an hour after having actually seen a shark was good fun. I think I will think more about them in the future; for example, what awesome creatures they are. Also how cool they are.

I appreciate Sharky's posts.