Surfboard Tables

As a bonus, these keep hot chicks from hanging out at your apartment.

True, that black couch combined with that caccophonic yellow surfboard table means there's only dudes eating wings and ripping farts in a man cave.

Oh don't be so cynical, kook. The hot babes won't ever want to leave after you tell them it's "art" and that you're a "collector." Seal the deal by telling them you're also a leashless hipster with a classic surfboards pattern bedspread and it's ...SCOOOOOORRRRRRE.