Ten rules for surfing waves in non-local surf spots

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Rant - Ten rules for surfing waves in non-local surf spots

Compiled by "SURFERtoday.com"
Wednesday, 27 June 2012 09:55

Respect, respect and respect. Test your ability to catch waves in foreign waters, where waves aren't yours, even if you hold priority. "Haole, go home", they say.

You've already felt the power of surfing in your own surf spot. You know the beach, you know the peak and the local crew. Surfing is easy when you're playing in home fields.

In holiday mode, or when the ocean's flat in your favorite point, things tend to be harder. If you've found a treasure of waves in a spot with a strong community of locals, caution is needed.

Take a look at 10 rules for surfing waves in non-local surf spots:

1. Put on the wetsuit near the locals: if there's a parking lot where everybody gears up, join them slowly. Do not show fear and do not show ultra-respect. Stay cool and do your things calmly.

2. Head to shore and warm-up by the water: locals will have the chance to look at you and lower their temper. Do your physical exercises slowly and without aggressive movements.

3. Paddle out slowly: you want to show everybody that you're not crazy for waves and that you're enjoying the atmosphere.

4. Say hello with your eyes and face: try to greet each local, individually. Look straight into their eyes and be gentle without being too subservient.

6. Show interest and expressappreciation for their riding skills: show you're watching their waves and, in the end, throw thumbs up for the best waves.

7. Hand your first priority waves: if they show they're going to drop in on you, gently offer them the ride. When they paddle back, ask if you can get the next one with a gentle smile.

8. Paddle for the right wave with all your commitment: once you've gained their respect, it's important to show that you also surf well a get you waves. Go for it and always stare at the beach while preparing to take off.

9. Paddle out and praise the quality of their wave: say something like "congratulations, you guys have an incredible quality wave here".

10. Invite a couple of local surfers for a round of beers: thank them for the hospitality and glamorize the entire surf break.

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Yahguy
46 weeks ago

That is the least intimidating line-up I have ever seen.

Eatnectar
46 weeks ago

My landlocked friend took a trip to Costa a few years back. Being a strong athlete and an outdoorsy guy, he felt like he should give surfing a go. He watched the waves for a day and identified some of the core locals. As they left the water he approached them, praised their surfing, and asked if he could buy them a few rounds. Over beers they discussed their waves, their community, and the tourists. He told them he was interested in surfing and that he would be stoked if they would teach him. They happily agreed and helped him out in the water for the remainder of the trip. After each session he would buy his new friends a few rounds and some food. It was much more inexpensive than buying a lesson and he was more than welcome in the water.

paddleout
46 weeks ago

Hate to say it but the SC crowd aren't a chatty betty bunch with nonlocals. Bottom line is NEVER burn anybody (check up the line before you go), try to position yourself so your wave is your wave, and ride the m#therf#cker.

1ptshark1
46 weeks ago

One rule that covers all ten of those rules....Be a big kiss-ass. Right

fullybrah
46 weeks ago

rule 11. If these rules do not bear fruit, crush the locals, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Cazart
46 weeks ago

12-Pack Diplomacy. The politicians should try it.

sharkturd
46 weeks ago

Is this list a joke? 1)"Put on the wetsuit near the locals." So, what, make sure to ask "are you a local?" If they're not, don't suit up till you find one? They're sure to think you're some kind of a creep before you even get near the water!2) "exercise slowly and without aggressive movements." Does that mean after your arm twirls and jumping jacks, no shadow boxing or kung fu karate chops? Fuck that! 4) "say hello with your eyes." Yes, try fluttering them even...that always get's respect. 9) tell them, "congratulations you have an incredible quality wave here." Now who the hell talks like that? Sheesh, no wonder the author didn't sign his name to this list.

behindThePeak
46 weeks ago

"2. Head to shore and warm-up by the water: locals will have the chance to look at you and lower their temper. Do your physical exercises slowly and without aggressive movements."

lol. who warms up? yea this is spot on: a pre-session Richard Simmons interpretation on the beach is bound to earn you all the respect you need.

fatnewt
46 weeks ago

At any new spot I paddle up to the meanest, baddest guy in the water and say, "on stop off the most." Then I say hello AND goodbye with my eyes and face. Then using stiff, jerky aggressive movements I paddle away. Kind of like a paddling crab.

wavecraver
46 weeks ago

@fatnewt, I use essentially the same technique except instead of saying "on stop off the most," I will say "in flowing around at partial".

Wave Glider
46 weeks ago

@sharkturd, was waiting for your take on this, and sure enough, negative as always. And yes some may consider it a joke, like you of course, others will read it and maybe get something out of it. And it's not the written rules of surfing, it's only a guide, so chill out buddy.

"Sheesh, no wonder the author didn't sign his name to this list." SO WHAT!

I always look for the Ladies on the beach and in the water. There's always much less, if no aggression where they are.

sharkturd
46 weeks ago

"I always look for the ladies on the beach and in the water"....are you dude with the scone camera at the showers? Yes and I, as well, anticipated your response WG...if someone doesn't agree with you they're being negative.

Wave Glider
46 weeks ago

turd, do you surf?
No showers at the Bo, Marin County is on water rationing.
However, I usually bring my photo gear, especially your favorite GoPro, to the beach, that's what a photog does when traveling doing things they like.
Never know when that money shot will be there.

piss_shiver
46 weeks ago

Does an iPhone attached to a shoe with velcro still make one a photographer? Just curious.

friscohio
46 weeks ago

Depends on what kinda money shot yer after.

Marklar
46 weeks ago

I anticipate negative comments on every post. Over it.....

Tenderloin tom
46 weeks ago

Where do I take my wetsuit off? Don't want the loc's to see my junk and get mad!

friscohio
46 weeks ago

If you follow #4 while you do it, you should be fine.

4. Say hello with your eyes and face: try to greet each local, individually. Look straight into their eyes and be gentle without being too subservient.
Oh and give them two thumbs up!

piss_shiver
46 weeks ago

LOL two thumbs up while changing? Ummmm...yeah...this is EXACTLY why I don't go to the gym and shower there.

tbone6
46 weeks ago

#4 will suffice. If not, "use your hand on anybody wearing plastic framed sunglasses" will go over well.

sharkturd
46 weeks ago

Tom doesn't want the locs to see his tender loins.

Tenderloin tom
46 weeks ago

Or my fat newt

Tenderloin tom
46 weeks ago

how not to do it!

Sharks
46 weeks ago

Stoked! At the incredible quality wave.

CattyCait
46 weeks ago

I prefer this advice:

sharkturd
46 weeks ago

you might be on to something, CattyCat....next time I encounter aggro in the water I will try that....spreading the arms, who would have thought?

sticker
46 weeks ago

The pic in the top right is mislabeled. Shouldn't be 'Be large. Shout.' Should be 'Oooh, oooh, mountain lion! I'm *stoked*!'

congested
46 weeks ago

Good conversation starter: Man this is so much better than prison.

sharkturd
46 weeks ago

one up @congested....and now I will clean the spewed coffee from my monitor.

h2ohkook
46 weeks ago

ha was thinking exactly the same things as @cattycat.

I will say that a "nice wave" comment (#6) with the locals always seem to buy a tiny bit of goodwill.

die2surf
46 weeks ago

@congested: Then concernedly pat down your wetsuit while muttering in an elevated voice "Where the hell did that shiv go..."

congested
46 weeks ago

My wife doesn't let me take my knife out of the house anymore.

Sharks
46 weeks ago

Revised because I can't get enough of Stoked Channel Guy.

Tenderloin tom
46 weeks ago

Man,these rants go way off the main subject so fast, I love it!

sharkturd
46 weeks ago

not off track, TT. Rather, totally connected.

unfocused
46 weeks ago

I just paddle to the top of the peak and tell everybody to fuck off :)

futuresparky
46 weeks ago

on a semi-related note. if somebody attempts to attack you, offer to meet them on-shore. when you get to shore, immediately poop on yourself, if possible. once you have pooped yourself, then smear the poop across your chest and hands. the assailant will likely be so disgusted as to leave you alone. do not piss on the assailant, as that will only heighten the tension and may result in a more severe beating. thank you very much.

unfocused
46 weeks ago

@ futuresparky- fuckin' epic, bra. that should drive the caveman instincts out of anybody.
word up

congested
45 weeks ago

Future Sparky is obviously a fan of my poop portraits. Remember kids what congested says, either you’re a packer or a smearer.

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