Rant - Top Ten Stokereport Stories of 2010
Here's a partial list. The blanks are meant to be filled in. FIRE AT WILL.
10) Strokereporters secretly contemplate Gunness Book of World Records attempt at Biggest Collective Orgasm every time Alana Blanchard pics are posted
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7) Chris Wilson becomes honorary member of the Santa Cruz meth crew
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5) Mark Cutback Johnson sells surfboards, moves to NYC, comes slinking back with his tail between his legs
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3) lkilpatrick rides 6 times overhead wave at Location Turtle
2) duckdive moves to NYC, waiting for him to come slinking back with his tail between his legs
1) (drumroll . . . . . . . . ) PISS-SHIVER LOSES HIS VIRGINITY!!
