Wend Gear Review: The Buttless Neoprene Wetsuit Thong Sizes S-XXXL

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Rant - Wend Gear Review: The Buttless Neoprene Wetsuit Thong Sizes S-XXXL

I've seen 1mil short johns and vests but this is ridiculous... who else but the germans...

"After seeing this breakthrough technology, I’ve decided to get the whole Wend staff their very own thong wetsuit for Christmas."

Source: The Buttless Neoprene Wetsuit Thong Sizes S-XXXL
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rant by fxct
12 comments

tracey
2 years ago

That's awesome. I was just sitting around thinking what would make surfing more fun was ice cold water and some neoprene all up in my ladyjunk.

Are we supposed to combo these with board shorts or something?

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over_the_falls
2 years ago

no, you are not ;)

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cryptomail (not verified)
2 years ago

Queue SISCO song.

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Flyingfish
2 years ago

Lovely nonetheless. If that is made by the Germans, I can assure you it is not for surfing. Bring out the gimp...

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sticker
2 years ago

Holy crap. Who's buying the XXXL? Definitely from the Germans.

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duckdive
2 years ago

Crypto would look great in one of these.

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cryptomail (not verified)
2 years ago

PWNT

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sfboarders
2 years ago

I would not want to see anyone in the XXXL size.

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duckdive
2 years ago

ohhh ... there is a video too:
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King of Kooks
2 years ago

This looks like it might chafe during tough paddles.

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Flyingfish
2 years ago

Nice vid. I like the little collaboration with the Japanese love hotel scene, maybe I missed an Italian. The Axis of evil is taking neoprene to the bedroom. Oneil and Billabong better catch on fast or lose market share.

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gonzo
2 years ago

"Check size chart closely as thong wetsuits are not returnable."

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