What if Kelly Slater was born a goofy footer?

Those right foot forward guys always appear to be a bit more stylish and effortless than us regular footers. Is it their goofiness or is it just their goofiness? What might the most well known regular footer look like all goofed up? To celebrate left-handed day (yes, there’s a day for everything) Quiksilver made Kelly a goofy footer. Goofy.