What is the most pointless surf accessory

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Rant - What is the most pointless surf accessory

This was inspired by the wax removal rant. What is the wonkiest surf "accessory" you've seen

Exhibit A: Power Balance's holographic balance stickers
https://www.powerbalance.net/

What is Power Balance?

Power Balance is performance technology that uses holograms embedded with frequencies that react positively with your body’s natural energy field to improve balance, strength, and flexibility.

How does it work?

Most everything has a frequency inherent to it. Some frequencies react positively with your body and others negatively. When the hologram comes in contact with your body’s energy field, it allows your body to interact with the natural, beneficial frequency stored within the hologram. This results in improved energy flow throughout your body.

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tehdely
2 years ago

Power Balance is just a human-wearable Shakti Stone ( http://www.shakti-innovations.com/ )

And let me tell you, once we put one of those on top of every rack at the datacenter, throughput went up by 3x, TCO dropped precipitously, and ROI went off the charts.

More about this fantabulous stone: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/SHAKTI_Stone

surfergrrrl
2 years ago

WTF - shakti stone? I was fooled by the encyclopedia dramatica layout's wikipedia impersonation. I don't get it - i'm sure its the best, but not sure why

H20MansLibrary
2 years ago

Hmmm. So many to choose from. I would say that the weSurf Home Exercise Machine is up there...

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lkilpatrick
2 years ago

I am thinking The 3 Wolf Moon rash guard :) if you don't think it will help your read the reviews on Amazone of what the T-Short can do. I know Kelly will be wearing one next year. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d.html/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1268293083&a=B000NZW...

duckdive
2 years ago

@lkilpatrick, i don't think that's a good idea. you'll hardly get any surfing in ... you'll be mobbed by adoring girls

lkilpatrick
2 years ago

@duckdive as we said most pointless surfing accessory. If your mobbed by adoring girls it would impact your surfing therefore making its use pointless.

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