should i tell you i surfed today? should i talk about where?
or should i just remind you of all the fun we had at ocean beach last week.
pitted... so pitted...
but now we have winter west swell and south winds doing things somewhere else.
things most of you are taught to believe can't happen with short periods.
should i have whipped out my iphone and taken a picture?
or should i plant a tripod with $5,000 of dslr gear?
snap snap snap!
wanna buy a picture?
should i pretend all that gear makes me an artist?
or should i try to tell you that merrick shape will make you surf like slater.
should i claim all the waves i got?
should i surf at swamped high tide then talk about low tide, offshore
winds, and how good it might be later?
or should i just let some other fool do that.
should i find a better literary vehicle than a nike ad?
maybe an imaginary dog?
woof!
should i recite some cheesy lyrics?
'Throw me to the street where the heartbeats beating
"Beating all around me"
To the peaceful revolution
And the perfect wave, surround me
Tell me 'bout the ocean moving in slow motion
I see it glitter in the sun
Then it's freezing in the moonlight
Never look back, never look back, never look away'
should i tell you how big the waves were?
it was triple-o, dude!*
*kilpatrick scale
should i lecture clueless kooks about local ethics?
blah blah blah leave your camera at home blah blah blah respect the locals blah blah blah i live at the beach blah blah blah
what should i do?
should i grow a moustache, wear pants tighter than 90's hair bands, ride a fixie, hang out at revolution cafe, and ride only twin fins?
should i beat you to the obvious punch?
"YOU SHOULD SHUT UP, DUMBASS!"
what should i do?
