Why You Shouldn't Stand Up Paddle

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SUPs have been a much debated wave riding device over the past few years. While the emerging sport is growing in popularity, the ethics of riding them has come into question. This article takes a look at some of the reasons why a SUP might not be a good fit for you or for a particular day. A true waterman can enjoy the ocean in a variety of ways, but they will understand how to be selective as well.

Why You Shouldn't Stand Up Paddle

1. Is It Surfing or Something Else?: I will stress that I love the ocean and all of the ways to enjoy it, but one question that frequently arises about SUPs is whether or not riding them is surfing. It certainly has the appeal of surfing, but sometimes it can be a be a bit more like kayaking.

Part of the enjoyment of surfing is the whole experience: duck diving through the waves, sitting on the board waiting, striking up conversations, racing towards a peak and then riding. In fact, 95% of the time we spend surfing, we are not actually riding waves, so is the fact that SUPs ride waves enough of a similarity to group them with surfboards? If you like sitting in the lineup, ducking through waves etc, the constant workout and standing required of a SUP might not be what you are looking for.

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manderson
1 year ago

I rented one the other week. I plowed over 2 guys (unhurt) because you can't turn a 12' boat going down the line, and then I gave myself a bloody nose trying to bear hug it trying to get out again.

I'm deeply ashamed and remorseful.

I will never, ever, ever try that again. I'm buying a hand plane as an alternate to surfing instead.

Rev.MCC
1 year ago

I saw a guy yesterday at LM on a HUGE chunk of foam (like you'd buy at costco) with a paddle wearing board shorts....
He paddled outside of me and on a potential take off did not go but rather asked if I was going to when I said it was all his THEN he went.
He did not hog waves, and generally tried to avoid potential rundowns although I am not clear that the giant luffa he was riding would have done much damage..... Anyway not a bad member of the lineup at least as far as I could tell...

I have had much less positive experiences with SUPs at LM and think we need to come to some consensus as a people on the issues they present..

As a side note I was out at LM sometime ago and this SUPr took a wave about 20 yards before I could even think of turning and going and I thought "#$%@" that jerk... Jeff Clark then did this nice off the lip thing and I was once again confronted with the reality that Surfing is way more diverse and beautiful than I expect and that I might want to (as always) judge by the conduct, the stoke, and the skill (or fun being had) of the surfer rather than making blanket assumptions/assertions about anyone or any way of accessing the wave.

peaceout

Dingo
1 year ago

As a long time lower back pain sufferer SUP's always look deadly to me.
Has anyone got any experience of or heard about SUPers wrenching their backs?

H20MansLibrary
1 year ago

I went through a phase about 2 years ago where I was SUPping regularly. Most of the time I was not in the line-up but out on the Bay getting some exercise and being hassled by the local seals. On occasion I would head out to OB on CH to SH days and ride a few very, very far away from the line-up. I had some fun but it wasn't great. I've had some SUPping during the summer at Waikiki where there are plenty of soft waves to easily ride without killing someone. All in all, I prefer surfing over SUPping anytime. Period. The novelty of it seems to wear off pretty quickly when you see the local surfing population catching and riding waves far more gracefully than you can on your SUP.

For those who don't like the SUPpers are LM, I can't say I blame you. But, it's LM. SUPs are just one other large piece of foam getting hurled about mercilessly in the crappy surf at LM. That place is flat out dangerous with or without the SUPs in the line-up.

lounar
1 year ago

Keep the SUPrs in Pathetica;
Always drop in on Jeff Clark

c.elliot
1 year ago

I surfed LM yesterday as well with 4 SUP's in the line up. Two of them were cutting everyone off, paddling around everyone, coming super close to people. I think if your in the line up on anything (SUP, Kayak, BB board, etc..) you should still not hog the waves, not paddle around people, keep the same rules as always. I think it would be fun on flat water away from the surf, but the thing I love about surfing is paddling in with your hands, and the pop up, having your hands free of paddles. Keep the SUP's in the bay, or lakes.

Wave Glider
1 year ago

I once read an article in the So Cal OC Register that if you weren't there to surf, they, the Coast Guard, was going to require you register your SUP board with them if you used it in lakes, rivers, and outside of the surf zones. Way too many novices on these SUP boards that endanger others too often. But then watching the experts handle such large vessels makes me want a reach around from Laird. ;)

tubegirl
1 year ago

@Wave Glider: lol!

Kooktastic
1 year ago

+1 on @tubegirl. Waveglider, you funny.

SurfScience
1 year ago

I think the safety of others is definitely a concern. Some good points here that confirm some of the ideas we wrote about.

jake
1 year ago

The problem with SUP's is they are easy to ride so beginner surfers get on them, get first shot at the waves, and can’t turn. I’ve talked a lot of shit about SUPers. I just rode a SUP for the first time on Tuesday at Linda mar and ya know it was pretty fun. If it’s a nice day you don’t need a wetsuit witch I really like. It was kind of fun/challenging to maneuver such a big board. SUP's have their time and place but they are fun... kinda like its not the board its the person.... "guns dont kill peopple, people kill people"

piss_shiver
1 year ago

Hey Jake, take a SUP out to OB on the outside without a wetsuit, and then have a rogue set break your leash and then come back and post what happens. Just sayin.

Kooktastic
1 year ago

@jake: I'd rather stick a fork up my *ss than ride a SUP.

Dingo
1 year ago

@kooktastic. Can I suggest a less painful alternative might be to use a SUP spoon!

jake
1 year ago

yeah im just saying on a small sunny day its nice to be out on the water in board shots and catch a few waves

White Shark
1 year ago

SUPs are lame, but I wouldn't drop in on Jeff Clark if I didn't know him. He's a great guy. Seeing as how I do know him though, I'd totally drop in on him given the chance, just like any of my other friends.

sharkturd
1 year ago

@kooktastic...yikes, ouch...well, I'm not going to say a thing about performing your own reach around...nope, not even gonna go there.

lounar
1 year ago

I have to guess, @White Shark, that you got the reach around from Jeff? Everybody knows he's a douchebag. Oh and this one's for you @piss_shiver:

piss_shiver
1 year ago

hahaha Stacey would *LOVE* IT! Stacey Loves living in CA.

sticker
1 year ago

Wow, @lounar, that video made baby Jesus cry. ;)

Kooktastic
1 year ago

@sharkturd: you are correct, if I ever do that, I'm giving myself the reach around.

@lounar: OMG. that stupid reporter went out there on the SUP and didn't even take her sweater off! First Laird starts with the SUP reach around and now Jeff Clark? WTF? What's next? Maybe strokereport can get sponsored by a SUP company? Maybe the Mavs contest can ban paddle-ins and only SUPs will be eligible for competition? How about making OB a SUP-only break? How about banning paddle-ins everywhere except Lindamar?

Luckily, there are no forks in sight.

fin
1 year ago

don't surf.

paddleout
1 year ago

OB regulates the SUP's just fine. Usually good for a couple waves then they get DRAGGED. Just what I'd want - to be tethered to a 12 foot slab and a sharp piece of carbon on a stick while getting bitch slapped underwater.

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