Yet another reason to fear for the sanctity of Spot X

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Rant - Yet another reason to fear for the sanctity of Spot X

For all this huff-and-puff about Spot X, Y, #######, you name it, the surfers of SF continue to have their secret spots threatened by the most menacing of predators. The latest assault is by none other than a pet grooming company. I saw this van today and had to take a picture of the logo they have boldly emblazoned on their doors. The nerve of showing a left-breaking wave by the Golden Gate Bridge. This sets a really bad tone. The dog isn't in a wetsuit, so people might be inclined to just jump in the water thinking that it is warm or something. And he's smiling. You don't smile at certain spots. I can only imagine the hordes of people and dogs that are going to show up this season and try to steal waves now. Kooks.

To direct hate mail at this pet grooming company, they are called ##########.

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Jack Johnson
4 years ago

things could be worse: "The Bombardment of ######" by Sandow Birk.

In Smog and Thunder: Historical works from The Great War of the Californias "documents" a fictional war between northern and southern California. The battles are defined as "Smogtown versus Fogtown", describing Los Angeles and San Francisco respectively.

piss_shiver
4 years ago

I'm breathing in some fog right now, and letting my mind wander.

miggiesmalls
4 years ago

dude. I think you might be kidding, but that ain't no secret spot. there are some in SF, but that isn't one. And secondly, I don't ever really take surf advice from cartoon dogs on the sides of vans...

minyan
4 years ago

as long as they all go right it will be all good.

Dogpatch33
4 years ago

hmmm, maybe that is a secret spot by the GGB...wonder dog is surfing a right, not a left and he/she is about to get barreled!

sticker
4 years ago

I saw a sweet Sperry Topsider ad in GQ featuring a nice looking lad taking his wetsuit off in front of said 'secret' spot. Had his best dog, his best friend, and his best girl sitting in the back of his pick-up truck. Looked like they were really living the Authentic Surf Lifestyle. +1 Sperry Topsiders.

Wave Glider
4 years ago

@sticker, Sperry Topsiders are so over rated. Go with a pair of Docker boat shoes from Kohl's for less than $40, and get two for the price of one pair of Sperry's. Very comfy and break in fast.

sticker
4 years ago

Heh, @waveglider, I forgot to add this tag to the beginning of my post: < sarcastic >.

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