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 <title>Naked surfer rides waves in the Sunshine Coast </title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Surfers are known for their love and passion for Mother Nature. Ocean, sand, salt and waves are always in contact with the human body and many riders think life is better in boardshorts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/nakedsurfer.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:17:01 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>grumpleflump</dc:creator>
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 <title>Show Us Your Quiver – Michael Stewart </title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Michael Stewart is a talker. Get him started on a subject he loves, and he may be at it for hours, holding forth with infectious enthusiasm. One of the subjects he seems to love the best these days is surfing — specifically, how to help surfing live up to its image as an ocean-friendly activity by promoting the manufacture and use of the greenest surfboards available.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 08:16:04 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>chrispy</dc:creator>
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 <title>Muni Metro&#039;s N-Judah line to shut down for 9 days</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/muni-metros-n-judah-line-shut-down-9-days</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;For nine days beginning Friday night, Muni&#039;s busiest line - the N-&lt;a href=&quot;/content/why-do-i-see-my-report&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;######&lt;/a&gt; - will shut down while a well-worn stretch of rail is replaced. The Metro line&#039;s nearly 40,000 daily passengers, already accustomed to crowded commutes, will have to pack onto buses or find another way to get downtown and back.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 07:22:12 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>burro</dc:creator>
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 <title>Solitude (pic)</title>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 07:14:59 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>burro</dc:creator>
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 <title>Let&#039;s stop complaining about summer... [video]</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/im-stopped-complaining-about-summer-after-watching</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;BURRRRRR!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 21:29:40 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>BDsurfer</dc:creator>
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 <title>Outta My Way MF!*</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/outta-my-way-mf</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;For anyone who&#039;s ever complained about spongers, longboarders, sup&#039;s, valleys, kooks, yuppies, beginners, non-locals, pop-ups, funboards, windsurfers, kitesurfers, leashes, absence of leashes, $900-made-in-Taiwan-off-the-rack-boards, astrodek, webbed gloves, dayglo wetsuits, zinka, surfing helmets, Quiksilver, funboards, contests, pro-surfers, soul-surfers, retro-surfers too-many-surfers, emo surf&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/tractors.jpg&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/outta-my-way-mf&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 15:11:31 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>waggy</dc:creator>
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 <title>Blind Surfer Derek w/ Curren,Hobgoods,and Pat G [video]</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/blind-surfer-derek-w-currenhobgoodsand-pat-g</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Born blind but still surfs.There is also a video of him at Pipe.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 13:39:46 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>fin</dc:creator>
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 <title>Liquid Sensation // Adrien Toyon - Île de la Reunion  [video]</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/liquid-sensation-adrien-toyon-%C3%AEle-de-la-reunion</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Adrien Toyon de passage a la Réunion.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 13:29:34 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>grumpleflump</dc:creator>
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 <title>Fishing for Tragedy </title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Last month’s fatal shark attack has reignited a long-standing feud between South African surfers, cage-diving operators and local authorities. Central to the issue is the controversial method of chumming, used to coax White sharks closer to shore.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/fishing-tragedy&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 12:31:01 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>chrispy</dc:creator>
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 <title>John John Florence talks about his recent hot streak </title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;John Florence is cursed. Cursed by all the terrible possibilities that face a prodigy of his mould. Possibilities like world domination. His style is totally raw and uncoached! Can you believe it?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/JohnHeader1.jpg&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/john-john-florence-talks-about-his-recent-hot-streak&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 07:26:12 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>chrispy</dc:creator>
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 <title>A Restless Transplant (pic)</title>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 07:21:17 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>burro</dc:creator>
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 <title>F.P. [video]</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;I&#039;m betting this was posted before, but due to my drug use, I can&#039;t remember.  But it&#039;s worth another post...&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 21:44:01 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>BDsurfer</dc:creator>
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 <title>Two-Year-Old Stoke [video]</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Stay Forever Young.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes it just takes the stoke of a two-year-old and the smile of that first wave to remind us why we started surfing in the first place...&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 12:02:48 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Wave Glider</dc:creator>
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 <title>Alana&#039;s Pre-Heat Warm Up [video]</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/alanas-pre-heat-warm</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;I&#039;ve been looking for some pre-surf stretching routines because my back has been tight lately and I came across this video.  It helped a lot so I figured I&#039;d share it.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 11:10:56 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Yahguy</dc:creator>
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 <title>Mark Cunningham talks about Keith Malloy&#039;s new movie Come Hell or High Water </title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/mark-cunningham-talks-about-keith-malloys-new-movie-come-hell-or-high-water</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;There&#039;s at least two ways to see the world: Hit the road as soon as you&#039;re able. Frantically rack up passport stamps like trophies, tick surf spots off a predetermined checklist and make the rest up as you go along. This can be one of the best things waveriding will ever do for you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/2012-05-21_0558.png&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/mark-cunningham-talks-about-keith-malloys-new-movie-come-hell-or-high-water&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 10:01:31 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>grumpleflump</dc:creator>
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 <title>help - I&#039;ll be dying to surf in Grenada</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/help-ill-be-dying-surf-grenada</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;So it turns out that a dear grandma will be turning 100 and we are off to Grenada in early-mid june...&lt;br /&gt;
Any of you travel freaks out there have suggestions on spots..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/help-ill-be-dying-surf-grenada&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 21:45:00 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Rev.MCC</dc:creator>
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 <title>Youth In Revolt </title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Watching Ke11y win World Titles consecutively is only fun for so long. But just when you thought the ASP World Tour wasn’t relevant, that competition in surfing had gone the way of Dane Reynolds and his Sperm Whale, 19-year-old John John Florence and his peers air reverse their way back into relevance.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/John11.jpg&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/youth-revolt&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 11:33:04 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>burro</dc:creator>
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 <title>ok so...</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;So....what have you guys been doing when the surf is like this? Dont say travel. That doesnt count.&lt;br /&gt;
For mine own part I got an imac and have been learning xcode and objective c.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/ok-so&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 07:58:11 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>piss_shiver</dc:creator>
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 <title>This kid is a total kook, right? [video]</title>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 19:42:17 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>caliSUPkitty</dc:creator>
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 <title>Saw a whitey today</title>
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Saw a whitey today, where I grabbed a quick bodyboard sesh off &lt;a href=&quot;/content/why-do-i-see-my-report&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;######&lt;/a&gt; before work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Gray triangular fin about 1 1/2 to 2 feet out of the water, to which the sun backlit and cast a goldish transparency before it calmly disappeared between two waves.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/saw-whitey-today&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 16:31:22 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>K Spaz</dc:creator>
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