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 <title>Some Golden Gate Bridge Images</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/some-golden-gate-bridge-images</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;In honor of the 75th anniversary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/ansel adams.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 18:18:35 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Shipwrecks Lending Library</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/shipwrecks-lending-library</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;East Cape, Cabo.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/P1040807.JPG&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/shipwrecks-lending-library&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/shipwrecks-lending-library#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 16:12:14 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>More photos of Hot Chicks! </title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/more-photos-hot-chicks</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;For you CBrody and Burro...and that ranting guy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/reeeef.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/more-photos-hot-chicks#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 11:28:36 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>poor surfing conditions at San Francisco - Ocean Beach</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/report/17478</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Noon report  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Foggy paddle out.  Waves were like this. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Good peak&lt;br /&gt;
Drop&lt;br /&gt;
Shoulder&lt;br /&gt;
chop&lt;br /&gt;
chop chop&lt;br /&gt;
Mini ledge&lt;br /&gt;
Glassy run&lt;br /&gt;
Chop&lt;br /&gt;
Reform&lt;br /&gt;
Chop&lt;br /&gt;
Glass&lt;br /&gt;
Stoked &lt;/p&gt;
 (Submitted via the Mobile Web)
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 <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 21:15:24 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Riding the Booster with enhanced sound [video]</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/riding-booster-enhanced-sound</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;This has nothing to do with surfing. But it&#039;s cool as hell. So who cares.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/riding-booster-enhanced-sound&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/riding-booster-enhanced-sound#comments</comments>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:37:19 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Cool wind map</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/cool-wind-map</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Hourly wind patterns over the US.      Looks offshore in Rhode Island right now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/wind.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/cool-wind-map#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 09:41:05 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Faces of Windansea [video]</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/faces-windansea</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Nice film by Derek Dunfee.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/windan.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/faces-windansea#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 21:07:27 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Robert Frost is a local</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/robert-frost-local</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Never been much for poetry.  But was surprised to hear that the famous New England poet Robert Frost was born and raised in SF until age 11.  Here&#039;s one from him, perhaps conjured up after a January morning surf check .  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Once by the Pacific&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/quote.jpg&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/robert-frost-local&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/robert-frost-local#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 21:03:51 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Is this the nicest Taco Bell on the planet?</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/nicest-taco-bell-planet</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Never been to this beach so I don&#039;t have an opinion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/tbell phun.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/nicest-taco-bell-planet#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 09:13:10 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>fair surfing conditions at San Francisco - Other</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/report/16779</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Lombard St: 1 foot.   Should I go boogie board or handplane?   Probably boogie board.....and helmet. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cant wait for the PowerLines film.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/03/02/BAP81NFEE9.DTL&quot; title=&quot;http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/03/02/BAP81NFEE9.DTL&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/03/02/BAP81NFEE9.D...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
 (Submitted via the Web)
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/lombard.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/report/16779#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:17:03 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Ocean Beach (and other parts of SF) 1964</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/ocean-beach-and-other-parts-sf-1964</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;In the summer of 1964, Arthur Tress, a world traveler at all of 23 years old, took a bus from Mexico to San Francisco to visit his sister Madeleine. Tress’ journey had taken him from Paris to Egypt, where the young photographer shot images of a country evolving under former President Gamal Nasser.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/tress1.jpg&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/ocean-beach-and-other-parts-sf-1964&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/ocean-beach-and-other-parts-sf-1964#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 09:30:33 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Huh?  SUP-Yoga? </title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/huh-sup-yoga</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Forget Tavarua, time to head to Florida and achieve inner weirdness.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/paddle board yoga 2.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/huh-sup-yoga#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:55:49 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Los Straitjackets [video]</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/los-straitjackets</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;kick ass tuneage.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/surfff.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/los-straitjackets#comments</comments>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 10:03:59 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Kiteboarding with Whales</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/kiteboarding-whales</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Try not to look like krill&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/kiting with whales.jpg&quot;&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/kiteboarding-whales#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 09:09:56 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Sliding La Jolla [video]</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/sliding-la-jolla</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Guessing Boomer Beach near the Cove.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/boomer.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/sliding-la-jolla#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:50:11 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Not surfing..but worth watching on a stormy day [video]</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/not-surfingbut-worth-watching-stormy-day</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;watch for the climbers on El Capitan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/yos.jpg&quot;&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/not-surfingbut-worth-watching-stormy-day#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:11:02 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Stoked on stoke</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/stoked-stoke</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Kudos to the shortboarder at N this morning who encouraged the 2 overwhelmed young longboarders to go for it.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;You gotta want it!&quot; he said.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/cartoon4.jpg&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/stoked-stoke&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/stoked-stoke#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:39:47 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>great surfing conditions at Santa Cruz - Other</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/report/15876</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Waves were breaking in Santa Cruz today. Some surfers rode these waves and enjoyed them. Respect the vicuña.&lt;/p&gt;
 (Submitted via the Mobile Web)
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/report/15876#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:34:30 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Stab and dodge</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/stab-and-dodge</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;For those that overlooked this in Surfer Magazine&#039;s best of 2011 summary.   Oprah knows of what she speaks.&lt;/p&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/stab-and-dodge#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 07:37:03 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Too Crowded?  Book this trip</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/too-crowded-book-trip</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Link Between Russian Far East and Alaska Restored&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Russian carrier Vladivostok Air plans to start flying between Siberia and the United States in July, the only direct service between the two regions.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/anchorage to siberia 2.jpg&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/too-crowded-book-trip&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/too-crowded-book-trip#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:51:53 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Sunset contest: Semis and Finals: live now</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/sunset-contest-semis-and-finals-live-now</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;nice size. big offshore trades&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Semis&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/sunset.jpg&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/sunset-contest-semis-and-finals-live-now&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/sunset-contest-semis-and-finals-live-now#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 16:16:58 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>More GMAC video excellence</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/more-gmac-excellence</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;My friend for life.   Once I pay my credit card bill for that Turtle Bay package.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/gmac.jpg&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/more-gmac-excellence&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/more-gmac-excellence#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 09:21:51 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Live Sunset contest</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/live-sunset-contest</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Highlight will be Carissa Moore ( 19 year old 2011 asp women&#039;s world champ) vs. Sunny Garcia in heat #14 later today&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/vans.jpg&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/live-sunset-contest&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/live-sunset-contest#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 09:59:32 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Blame Laird?  Yes this time you can. </title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/blame-laird-yes-time-you-can</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Went to see new George Clooney film The Descendants last night with my &quot;lady&quot;.  Good flick set in Hawaii.  Lots of beautiful shots of the islands.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/descendants (1).jpg&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/blame-laird-yes-time-you-can&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/blame-laird-yes-time-you-can#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 10:39:26 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Live Reef Hawaiian Pro in Haleiwa right now</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/live-reef-hawaiian-pro-haliewa-right-now</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;will wrap up today.  Link to live webcast below&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/reef2011.jpg&quot;&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/live-reef-hawaiian-pro-haliewa-right-now#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:48:20 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>UC Davis Police track down Laird</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/uc-davis-police-track-down-laird</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;understandable over-reaction.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/QB PADDLE AND PRO BOARD 500.jpg&quot;&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/uc-davis-police-track-down-laird#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 07:42:14 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>What did you do today?  </title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/what-did-you-do-today</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Oh, went fishing.    And took care of the kids    (click on that shark photo to get bigger size.   it&#039;s crazy)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/shark.jpg&quot;&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/what-did-you-do-today#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:32:02 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Slater gets no respect</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/slater-gets-no-respect</link>
 <description>&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/slater dog.jpg&quot;&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/slater-gets-no-respect#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 11:29:57 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>How to Make a Surf Movie</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/how-make-surf-movie</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;from the surfers journal.... who got it from somewhere else....&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/tumblr_lt2s9qKCxk1qlyi6g_0.png&quot;&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/how-make-surf-movie#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 14:24:33 -0800</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>High Shredability:  15 mins of Mark Cunningham</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/high-shredability-15-mins-mark-cunningham</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;having a great time. Showing how it&#039;s done .&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 18:10:24 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Official ASP &quot;Give Us a Break We&#039;re Jet-Lagged Australians&quot; press release</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/official-asp-give-us-break-were-jet-lagged-australians-press-release</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;ASP Admits Calculation Error&lt;br /&gt;
A misread of the rankings reveals Slater was prematurely crowned 2011 World Champion&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/Three_Stooges.jpg&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/official-asp-give-us-break-were-jet-lagged-australians-press-release&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/official-asp-give-us-break-were-jet-lagged-australians-press-release#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:55:49 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>fair surfing conditions at San Francisco - Ocean Beach</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/report/14704</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Nice and sunny.   4 flocking SUPers (I said &quot;flocking&quot;) paddling themselves around like it was fleet week.  What&#039;s the proper term for a group of SUP&#039;s?   Like &quot;a crash of rhinos&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh and some poor dude dislocated his shoulder out there. Had to flop into the beach. Massive pain. He wont be back out for a while.&lt;/p&gt;
 (Submitted via the Web)
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/Carnival-Cruise-Ships.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 11:55:29 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>poor surfing conditions at San Francisco - Ocean Beach</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/report/14269</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Hardly Strictly Slopfest out there. Some nice little lefts tucked in out of the south wind. Plus Robert Plant out the back. Emmylou Harris shooting video in the channel. Get put there before the dobro pickers arrive.  Those dudes are super agro.&lt;/p&gt;
 (Submitted via the Mobile Web)
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/report/14269#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 10:48:30 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Joel Tudor clip</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/joel-tudor-clip</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Call me an old fart but I sure dig the flowing grace of Tudor much more than the slashing ripping aerials of the top pros.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/tudor.jpg&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/joel-tudor-clip&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/joel-tudor-clip#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 09:53:58 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Best Surf Film Ever</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/best-surf-film-ever</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Since it&#039;s a slow news day, thought it a good time to share the following&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/gerrylopez (1).jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/best-surf-film-ever#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2011 12:18:37 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Couple of Nicaragua photos</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/couple-nicaragua-photos</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;A cool place. Worth a trip.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/1st Peak.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/couple-nicaragua-photos#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:09:55 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Popoyo Nicaraqua </title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/popoyo-nicaraqua</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Wind finally turned offshore this morning.  It was probably 8 feet+.  Big clean heaving drops.  A little chunky on inside but a good first day of 5.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/popoyo-nicaraqua#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 18:23:40 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>30,000 really bad surfing graphics</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/30000-really-bad-surfing-graphics</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;One stop shopping for all your crappy surfing logo needs.  I dare you to find one that doesnt suck&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/one fin.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/30000-really-bad-surfing-graphics#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 19:17:12 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Teahupo’o Quaters, Semis &amp; Finals today</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/teahupo%E2%80%99o-quaters-semis-finals-today</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Online live coverage has been outstanding.    Probably starting within the next hour or so.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/tahiti.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/teahupo%E2%80%99o-quaters-semis-finals-today#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 08:54:47 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>poor surfing conditions at San Francisco - Ocean Beach</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/report/13709</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Whoever said &quot;hanggliders in flight, surfers delight&quot; was totally wrong. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chunky walled up lindy style. Without the sweet option of a &quot;pintos and cheese&quot; run après surf&lt;/p&gt;
 (Submitted via the Mobile Web)
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/report/13709#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 16:03:54 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>And you thought OB had some debris on it</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/and-you-thought-ob-had-some-debris-it</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Check out this crazy short clip about a beach in Chittagong Bangladesh that is the world’s largest ship demolition yard .&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/bang.jpg&quot;&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/and-you-thought-ob-had-some-debris-it&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/and-you-thought-ob-had-some-debris-it#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 11:32:58 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>fair surfing conditions at Marin - Bolinas</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/report/13673</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;And overheard from a SUP&#039;er at the nice clean Seadrift right I&#039;d been occupying solo for an hour...after he posted himself directly outside me with 2 other just arrived SUP&#039;ers: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;I haven&#039;t surfed before. This is my entry into surfing&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dear Lord. Help me to be the kind man I aspire to be and not the psycho SUP-hater I feel I may be.&lt;/p&gt;
 (Submitted via the Web)
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/Jesus-sup.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/report/13673#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 21:23:32 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>poor surfing conditions at Marin - Bolinas</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/report/13604</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Total crap. Wind on the 1 foot chop.  Don&#039;t bother.&lt;/p&gt;
 (Submitted via the Mobile Web)
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/report/13604#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 12:20:07 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Shark vs Eagle on West Portal Ave</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/shark-vs-eagle-west-portal-ave</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Eagle loses. It&#039;s the circle of life.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/shark vs eagle 2.JPG&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/shark-vs-eagle-west-portal-ave#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 14:28:50 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>The Pump House Gang by Tom Wolfe</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/pump-house-gang-tom-wolfe</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;A classic from 1968&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/mac-meda-destruction-company-decal.JPG&quot;&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/pump-house-gang-tom-wolfe#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 15:32:34 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Shark Poetry: from the Bo wall</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/shark-poetry-bo-wall</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;&quot;gnar gnar&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/photo (4).JPG&quot;&gt;
</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/shark-poetry-bo-wall#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 10:21:13 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Peru trip this weekend? </title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/peru-trip-next-week</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Anyone like lefts?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/Screen-shot-2011-08-09-at-2.01.16-PM.png&quot;&gt;
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 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/peru-trip-next-week#comments</comments>
 <pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 19:10:01 -0700</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>King of Kooks</dc:creator>
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 <title>Triple Negative = Positive?  [video]</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/triple-negative-positive</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Three goofy things rolled into one..... which comes out cooler than expected.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*SUP&#039;ing&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/triple-negative-positive&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/triple-negative-positive#comments</comments>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 10:01:50 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>June 2011 Cabo Classico Skimboard Contest [video]</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/june-2011-cabo-classico-skimboard-contest</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Another not-surfing surf sport.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://stokereport.com/rant/june-2011-cabo-classico-skimboard-contest&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
 <comments>http://stokereport.com/rant/june-2011-cabo-classico-skimboard-contest#comments</comments>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 16:25:54 -0700</pubDate>
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 <title>Cool Highway 1 Video</title>
 <link>http://stokereport.com/rant/cool-highway-1-video</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Crank your own soundtrack though. The music and narration are super cheezy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://stokereport.com/files/imagecache/report_image_medium/userimages/sf from air.jpg&quot;&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 11:20:23 -0700</pubDate>
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