StokeReport User Surf Reports

Samsu12ng

Mark cutback Johnson — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 05:15:48 -0700

Samsu12ng is spreading the love over here too!

Martin Daly Sea of Darkness

Mark cutback Johnson — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 09:21:44 -0800

Did anyone see this movie at the SF film festival in 2010 (i think it was 2010)? Can't seem to find it anywhere, and hear that the dvd version was heavily edited down from the version shown at festivals.

Interested to hear of thoughts or gossip pertaining to the film.

Where is this do you think?

Mark cutback Johnson — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 05:40:25 -0700

The pros must be in Marin!

its spelled Slaten, not S11ater

Mark cutback Johnson — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 11:00:28 -0700

News Flash.
Take Two.

mini simz / bar of soap

Mark cutback Johnson — Fri, 20 May 2011 05:04:04 -0700

Has anyone ever ridden a mini simmons /bar of soap shape?
I thinking of shaping one and am looking for suggestions or input.

(SR because surfers love food/tech/traveling throughout the bay area!)

Mark cutback Johnson — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 09:11:43 -0700

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-04-29/microsoft-alum-chases-groupon-w...

jumpers

Mark cutback Johnson — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 12:31:37 -0700

yowzas

nice and stuff

Mark cutback Johnson — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 04:27:51 -0700

sorry, no bikinis today

more SUP issues - this time at Mav's

Mark cutback Johnson — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 15:38:55 -0800

Looks like yoga for the people is hosting classes in the lineup at Mavericks - Not sure who is behind this but you can bet that the photogs at this year's contest will not be psyched.

Random Question (surf related because I surf)

Mark cutback Johnson — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 18:42:20 -0800

Does anyone know any restaurant owners in San Francisco?

Strange and good OB video

Mark cutback Johnson — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 09:35:16 -0800

maybe play your own music.

someone said

Mark cutback Johnson — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 06:10:43 -0800

Cloudbreak embodies what has been called "the Nirvanification of Surfing." It happens when a spot, via the surf media, attains a Nirvana-like status in the eyes of the surfing public. In the sixties, it was the Ranch. In the seventies, Indo and Santosha. The eighties, Nias and G-Land. In the nineties, paradise moved to the Mentawais.

Candy Reef (humor?)

Mark cutback Johnson — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 21:07:47 -0800

all day long!

All I can say is Wow/OMG [video]

Mark cutback Johnson — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 13:43:08 -0800

just the two of us

Mark cutback Johnson — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 15:16:43 -0800

Back to San Francisco! (eventually)

Mark cutback Johnson — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 19:32:11 -0800

Hi everyone at stoke report! Not sure if you remember me...I left SF to live in NYC last May. The highlight of my Stoke report career was during my last days in SF, I listed a surfboard for sale on craigslist and who rolled up to buy it? With his blond hair flowing via board racked bicycle it was none other then the (in)famous @Crypto! 'Twas true serendipity.

p.s. (forgot to mention)

Mark cutback Johnson — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 20:02:33 -0700

I moved to NY this week...which means - less time looking at stoke report, more time in the car, less swell, more cool stuff, potential goodbye.

where's cryptomail?

Mark cutback Johnson — Tue, 25 May 2010 11:46:18 -0700

gone?

I've tried this before to no avail but I'm moving at the end of the month and don't want to ship this board...

Mark cutback Johnson — Mon, 17 May 2010 14:46:10 -0700

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/spo/1745883523.html

www.stokereport.biz - what is this?

Mark cutback Johnson — Mon, 10 May 2010 22:03:47 -0700

"kook" - what does it all mean?

fair surfing conditions at San Francisco - Ocean Beach

Mark cutback Johnson — Sun, 09 May 2010 10:25:45 -0700

Report on the reporting function...does it still work? kind of, we'll see.

(Submitted via the Web)

Bad Vides HAL

Mark cutback Johnson — Sun, 02 May 2010 11:49:22 -0700

I love you and your posts soooo much!

I've never been so confused in my life.

comments off for the day = lame

Mark cutback Johnson — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 10:40:35 -0700

the god/adim is flexing his/her muscle.

not stoked

who do we identify with?

Mark cutback Johnson — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:03:24 -0700

I found stoke report quite randomly while searching for OB surf reports.

Who are the stoke reporters?

Stoke Report will not be intimidated!

Mark cutback Johnson — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 17:22:15 -0700

or will it?

Kelly Slater is The Best

Mark cutback Johnson — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 19:59:30 -0700

Yup.

this evening

Mark cutback Johnson — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 15:42:10 -0700

any predictions for the sundown session? What's going on with this wind?

Ocean Beach - poor/fair/great surfing 10:30-12:30

Mark cutback Johnson — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 14:20:36 -0700

Surfed the ###### of Kelley's Cove for a late morning/mid - day - was everything from horrible rips and dumping closeouts to great tubes, sparse crowds, and glassy seas. Everything was working, inner bar, outer bar, and as the tide came in the two began connecting for some larger dumpy dumpers. The crowd was spread so thin all over the place I was almost lonely...

Anyone planning on early morning Ocean Beach?

Mark cutback Johnson — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 19:36:16 -0700

I'm being optimistic and hoping the waves will be great around 7:30/8 - anyone else going to be hoping for fun OB?

Uncrowded Stemer Lane, and good surfing too

Mark cutback Johnson — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:54:18 -0700

probably the best lane i've surfed in a while - pictures don't do it justice - i was too excited to get in the water to wait for a better set for a pic. Ultra super clean, picture perfect waves, warm water, warm air, friendly mid-morning surfers

Anyone shredding Ocean Beach tomorrow morning?

Mark cutback Johnson — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:42:12 -0700

I'm trying to head out to OB around 8, 8:30 tomorrow morning. Anybody going to be out there? Any predictions on Junky vs clean?

Not Surf Related (but entertaining) How does a video like this go Viral?

Mark cutback Johnson — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:13:22 -0800

good i guess, if you like pet dogs??

Out of Grad school (time for a job?)

Mark cutback Johnson — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:30:56 -0800

I'm finishing an Master of Fine Arts in May and am wondering if anyone has any amazing opportunities in great locations which will make me some $$.

i have two "invisible posts"

Mark cutback Johnson — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:05:11 -0800

one is a rant, the other is a response...what is happening?

whats up with the peace and love thread?

Mark cutback Johnson — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:27:53 -0800

Is it here or not? why can't i see my response? why can i see it sometimes?

Ocean Beach

Mark cutback Johnson — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 07:16:56 -0800

Has ocean beach been good at all lately? I don't think i've surfed there in a month. Been pretty busy and opportunity is sparse but every time i check (most days) things are not looking so hot...When will the wind and storms end for us?

TSUNAMI WARNING in effect (what now?)

Mark cutback Johnson — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:22:23 -0800

Anyone worried about the Tsunami on its way? We've got until 12:40ish...
shred it? or run to the hills? (maybe move your boat).................................... I'm hoping to see this thing swathsh into the bay (although i'm not sure if its possible to see, or big enough not to want to be on at the waters edge) Any suggestions or plans?

good surfing conditions at San Francisco - Ocean Beach

Mark cutback Johnson — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 16:34:48 -0800

Ocean Beach (######) - 1pm - 2:30
Quite good in my opinion, chest high to a bit overhead, tubular tubing waves crashing all over the place. Pretty peaky and spread out - people making barrels all over the place (all the boys were kissing in the tube) Even had a fun encounter with some guy when I came up after a duckdive...he was taking off and I ended up in his way, I paddled towards him, said "sorry about that", then he threw up his middle finger (i'm not sure if it was at me or not - only kind of looking at me) Either way it was pretty funny. Great session

(Submitted via the Web)

great surf last spring

Mark cutback Johnson — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:39:51 -0800

Just came across this photo from April '09 I think. Been lurking for a while so I figured it was time to contribute.

6'6, 18 1/4 x 2 5/16 $400 or trade

Mark cutback Johnson — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 11:23:15 -0700

This board is in good condition, has 6 oz glass and is rarely used by me so i'm looking to sell it, or trade for something in the 6'1 range or possible a 5'6'' twin fin.

board trade or trade ins?

Mark cutback Johnson — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:48:50 -0700

I've got a 6'6 in good condition that I don't use much and am trying to trade it in somewhere or trade for a shorter board. Any ideas? (consignment shops don't work because this is my only functional board right now, I don't want to be without something to use while waiting for it to sell)