StokeReport User Surf Reports

poor kiting conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 06:41:13 -0700

surfing the internet looks more fun (rrrrrimshot).

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1 foot @rockaway

hasbro — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:46:16 -0700

more human remains in pacifica...

fair kiting conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 09:16:09 -0700

full-0n toxic magic.

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poor kiting conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 08:02:24 -0800

icy barfy slop

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poor kiting conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 07:36:03 -0800

horridable surfing. seasick slop.

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poor kiting conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 07:43:39 -0800

total basura.

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EERIE silence

hasbro — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 16:11:32 -0800

okay: so it's almost tuesday and not a word from u chatterboxes aboot the GIANT asteroid that will be blasting past us tmr OR aboot that 17yo kid from brazil who just nabbed the contest.

poor kiting conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 08:32:28 -0700

funky. not the good kind.

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poor kiting conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 06:37:56 -0700

blech.

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alan sarlo shoots the pier

hasbro — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 18:42:55 -0700

malibu. just a few days ago. go alan!

fair kiting conditions at Marin - Bolinas

hasbro — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 15:44:08 -0700

exactly like teahupoo, but smaller, colder, and also not barrelling at all - but pretty clean and decent for logging or learning - but not for mick fanning or towing-in or billabong.

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poor kiting conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 08:44:10 -0700

dreadful.

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don't go near the water [video]

hasbro — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 23:41:53 -0700

good surfing conditions at Santa Cruz - Other

hasbro — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 09:19:15 -0700

seems like the south is on the fade... but still plenty clean fun sets. almost endless summer III with the wingnut out in the lineup. conditions deteriorate the further north u go.

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good surfing conditions at Santa Cruz - Other

hasbro — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 10:15:24 -0700

south swell... how do i love thee? let me count the waves :P

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poor surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 09:13:44 -0700

xtra chumpy out there today. disorganized & dumping. a lot of ppl doing a lot of paddling with not much to show for it. too bad... yesterday was fun. beautiful weather, tho! :D

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poor surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 18:48:33 -0700

uh went down thar fr0m werk cause i got oot earlee, right? jostly with light on/sideshores - but enuf to funk up the faces. found a few serviceable HH lefts and a sum rights. sunny, not too crowded. it'll hafta do. i'm not stoked - but i ain't kranky neither :•)

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poor surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Mon, 16 May 2011 09:46:42 -0700

looks like it should be a lot better than it is. the conditions were clean enuf, but the waves just sucked. now there are a bunch of people sitting in the one spot where it looks like it would b good but it isnt.

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surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Wed, 11 May 2011 08:28:31 -0700

ideal spring conditions @ smlm

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surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 10:06:06 -0700

little zippers peeling thru the inside in the face of spittle and bellow from the wind god.
smlm http://t.co/kfmHZp1

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letter from fukushima

hasbro — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 17:52:54 -0700

sad

poor surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 07:50:43 -0800

stiff offshores grooming nothing. it's all s windswell with none of it wrapping in. throw another log on the fire, make some breakfast and coffee, etc.

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surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 07:19:36 -0800

its not cleaning up.
its 36 degeees.
watching some longboarder try to make the best of it and kinda failing.
spring is coming to smlm :(

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To Talk With Aliens, Learn to Speak With Dolphins

hasbro — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 11:59:35 -0800

"So if humanity someday arrives at an extraterrestrial cocktail party, will we be ready to mingle?"

surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 12:25:23 -0800

20mph offshores scraping water off the surface @ smlm. perfect CH left for just 1 hour. linda u r my valentine http://twitpic.com/3zutwc

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informal education

hasbro — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 19:47:14 -0800

i think that everything i've learned about etiquette in the water, i've learned in the water. a lot was learned from observation and, like everybody at one point or another, i've also been schooled a few times.

surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 10:18:03 -0800

multiple logasms at smlm :0 http://twitpic.com/3vu5au

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surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 10:46:02 -0800

smlm is for lovers! <3 http://twitpic.com/3v8et0

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surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 08:22:18 -0800

not worth the gas to get u to smlm http://twitpic.com/3tbafq

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surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 07:50:31 -0800

lo-quality, discount waves this morning at smlm. i have a dream... http://twitpic.com/3qwuhc

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fair surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 18:08:39 -0800

sooper offshore solo session. waist-high and peeling clean on the sets (give or take a body part). couldn't call it consistent, but didn't hafta share so didn't hafta care.

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surfing conditions at Tahoe - Alpine Meadows

hasbro — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 18:04:27 -0800

taam http://twitpic.com/3kdu4z

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surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 09:18:50 -0800

funtoxic! @ smlm http://twitpic.com/3i4js3

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surflie wants you (also)

hasbro — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 10:29:11 -0800

just read: "We are seeking a new, daily OB dawn patrol reporter. Write jon@surfline.com if interested for more details." sounds lucrative... :•|

surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 10:22:24 -0800

not much to write home aboot at smlm this morning... http://twitpic.com/3fxal0

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surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 14:22:33 -0800

slow for manatees at SMLM http://twitpic.com/3feetn

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poor surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 09:05:30 -0800

while you could make the argument that maybe it's better than it has been the past few days, it still sucks.

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poor surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 07:08:47 -0800

another really crappy morning... sorry folks

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poor surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:08:49 -0800

"oh hey Brock - how were the slopes?"
"yeah, Heather... pretty mogully, but i hear there's a virgin powder patch forming in the cornice bowl tomorrow. i met this guy with mirrored goggles who wants to trade a lift ticket for my fondue fork. should i do it?"
"cheers!"

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poor surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 08:56:49 -0700

crazy nice sunrise trumps crummy surf this morn. watched some of the kids try to make lemonade, but no cigar.

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poor surfing conditions at Marin - Bolinas

hasbro — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 17:03:57 -0700

im reportin' cause we drove all the way up there and back for some pretty meh surf. i cannot recommend. but such weather! those folks sure have got it nice. too bad about the waves tho.

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no towel

hasbro — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 09:56:08 -0700

LM North parking lot this morning: dude with a green truck is casually changing into his wetsuit sans towel. Scary.

poor surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:16:08 -0700

soft-serve, with a few sprinkles...starting to melt and the cone is getting soggy

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Earl

hasbro — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:56:43 -0700

At Montauk, on Long Island's far eastern tip, nearly 100 surfers braved the waves and were excited by what was to come. "It's going to be 22-foot," said Bard Cebula, 21, of Short Hill, N.J. "Surfing that kind of wave, you either know what you're doing or you're going to drown."

poor surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 08:27:33 -0700

Wind on lake Ontario

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poor surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 09:16:54 -0700

ugh.

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Surfing contest this sat @linda mar

hasbro — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 18:25:25 -0700

Heads up before you rent a board for tomorrow: there is a senior citizen surf contest going on all day...

poor surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 07:17:08 -0700

Stay in bed.

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SMSP - fair surfing

hasbro — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 14:41:36 -0700

Couldn't find a selection for sharp park, so filing it here instead. Started off @RV's 9:30 HH offshore and only 1 other neoprener out about a quarter mile up the beach. When will I learn that there's a reason for this?

fair surfing conditions at San Mateo - Linda Mar

hasbro — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:46:53 -0700

sunny, calm winds, mostly glassy surface conditions... cleaned up a lot since yesterday. i surfed ###### from 7-9. mostly SH-HH dumpsters, with the occasional extended left. south of the pumphouse was a bit swamped and much slower due to the tide. far north was completely dumping. kind of hard to find consistency between mushed-out and closed-out this morning. fun, nevertheless.

also: there was some kind of camera crew with a rolling setup filming somebody trying to surf a fish in the shorebreak.

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