Hey Ali, here's a gift for you on this wonderful St Patrick's day: An early report describing the conditions. Since you can't get to the beach either because you're stuck in traffic, or can't afford the bridge toll, I'd like to offer your some consolation. It's mush out there. It was blowing all night long (I won't go there about anyone's mum) and well, we have the expected caked-on, smudgy and frazzled results. If you do happen to make it to the beach, then well, I spose you could have a go at it, as there were a few meager corners, and getting in the water is always fun. So if you're desperate and dyin to fix that jonze, then by all means. Everyone else, sleep in. Take this gift from the man on the scene, and heed accordingly. Have a great, safe St Patrick's day, and don't do anything you wouldn't do twice.