Someone was so excited to get to work after surfing that they left their board in the beach parking lot between ###### and ###### this morning. Who knows? Maybe you're a workaholic and don't want it back? You did leave the beach on a beautiful, clean, and sunny day instead of calling in sick and playing all day...
If you're sitting in your Aeron, staring at you're 30" monitor, and having second thoughts, I'd like to get your board back to you. Work might be fun, but surfing is way mo betta.