Woo! Small enough for me. Soft, but see prior sentence fragment.
Got my quickie/nooner. Definitely one of those [frown -> hand waves upward over face -> smile] sessions.

Long time no post. (Ira Glass effect?)

Plenty of Steezy Pie on the frontside. Morning started with chairs 6 and 11 open, minus Sentinel and beyond. Got a few laps of fresh and then went off to find that steep spot on lower Chamonix.

"looks like you got yourself some seriously good karma with this post: "

Peely and weirdly peaky at a place that often isn't. A little soft, but I'm a big boy who can will myself into waves with the help of my trusty steed, right? Off-crowd fun.

Messed around with the goAmateur wrist mount. Interesting way to critique my footwork and front arm form.

Clean, peaky, rampy, (and crowdy) fairplusness from about 11-12 yielded some extreme schralpy logtastic gnar for yours truly. (Read: This has been a good day to ease into OB with minimal beatdowns and several [!] waves.) Didn't push my luck and got out after a performance that, if I must say so myself, was tasteful, understated, and modest. You're welcome.

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"Get down with your bad self. nice. "

"Mr. Glass, if you are inquiring about sponsoring me, please refer to my post. "

"Ira what are these "appropriate actions" you allude to? "

"That sounds real Christmas-y! Making a list. Checking it twice. Gonna conspire with others ..."

"Ira, I want to help you with your fight; these bro's got mad pics. http://sanfranps ..."

Out from 2-4ish, pleasant. Enough to keep me busy. Nothing spectacular, just par. On the cold side. Got an ice cream neck ache. Feet are no longer numb.

Small and not too crowded. Got my fill. My agent neglected to inform me that they would be shooting today, though. I'll have to give him what for!

PastryReport:
Headed to the west side to #####'s [my censor] for a bear claw and an eclair (for any lucky lady who might cross my path with a hankering for a 6-8hr old, melted eclair.)

"mmm. head high burrclaw. "

"Pastry-port."

"Well said, frisc"

Played the part of the sacrificial lamb today and surfed so those working didn't have to. For several hours I endured paddling into peely waist-chest rights for some yawningly long rides. Be grateful you were at your desk typing a lot. Went after mostly shoulder head high set waves early on so all you sinners could take er easy earning your bread. Thank God that's over.

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