cryptomail

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Hey anyone want to start / organize a repair fest?
I've had a few casualties this season here, lemme list them:
1) San Andreas fault line across the stringer on my 6'6 cult bullet due to Sloat Cookie Monster inner bar

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Wednesday 10am - Linda Mar, fair surfing

Fair- Out from 7-9:30. Closey closies and then some nice shoulders to be had. Was fun being the only guy(shmuck?) there at 7 :) I'm kind of under the weather, so SMLM was one big fun hanky!!! I didn't have to use a tissue once, but I kept blowing my nose :)
Harbor seal popped up and said hello and I LOL'd because it was kawaii and fat.

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Saturday 8pm - Bolinas, fair surfing

Teeny Mc Teenersons on tap with a packed crowd at the BoBo. If you had a log, you did alright, chasing the dwarf rhinos, while *BURNING* me on the shortboard with a smile. It's the Marin Way :). Frustrated at the sitch, @tcannon, his squeeze bonnie, and I decided to bust out the hand plane for a good time. Mark, see what you did? :) You're an inspiration....oh and back to snakes and burns....checked out a Marin Mysto when who do we see with FLAT TIRES??? @redtim. Poor guy :( He didn't even surf, just wanted to check it, and that's what Mr Nice guy gets huh? :( Karma will get u aholes.

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Tuesday 10am - Ocean Beach

SFOB was good to me this morning. This little piggy went weee wee wee all the way home. (A couple times :) )

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Tuesday 11pm - Ocean Beach, poor surfing

Took my bicycle out to Sloat to look. Lonely boat lights dotted the horizon, and in the moonlight, I saw 4-7' waves being totally blown out by about 6-7kt winds. It didn't seem good. In fact, daunting if one were to even try to get out. Girl in polka dot pajamas getting out of Honda had no luck in going to the bathroom, as it was locked, thus being denied by the steel i-can-see-through-this-to-the-promised-land doors. I'm sure the seals and dolphins were at peace under their blanket barrier of water, while the wind had its way with our torrent of a surface.

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Jetty was working pretty well this morning. My wavewanderlust started me at SFOB (Sloat) and it looked HELLA punishing. Tom and I headed to SMLM and punted because we don't do taco bell, just Crespi, but that was shut down :). Then we got to the Jetty, where we found the usual paradise. Reg's in the lineup, nice lines and cool offshores. Tom and I caught a few good ones, and I had a SWEET elevator drop that was eh oh el. A good time was had by all. Calling it fair, but the moto ride was sweet! California dreamin.

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Sunday 9pm - Bolinas, fair surfing

Another small Sunda[e,y]. Planks were the only thing that should have been out, but I'm stubborn and brought my vernor 6'6 megafish and my new 6'2 fishy. Caught a few dinky ankle biters, but the only guys/gals who could stay on were of course, the long boards :). Some nice lines, some nice rays, and a great day at the beach. California dreamin.

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Today was interesting. There was ALOT of energy in the water. Here are some of my reflections on the matter.

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