Camp guide says "you'll get gutless slop and grey skies, and like it!"
Cleaning the basement. Save your gas and time. Not happening today. Not now, not later. Summer fog/slop in full effect. Nice day to figure out the rest of Portal 2. Or get re-acquainted with your bong. Maybe curl up in a big puffy chair with a bottle of Pinot Noir and Dostoevsky. Or for more action-oriented diversion, load up the paintball gun and pull a drive-by on the annoying motrero-ites/hipsters/post-modern-yuppies milling about outside of Universal Cafe.